What sound does a Canary make? Does it go heeewakkkk or squaaaaawkkk or Heeewoook Heeewookahhh or Look at me I am a caring compassionate tolerant non-judgmental person??
Not only is my wife a mother, a sister, a lover, a part-time cook, my foe in matter of common sense, the legislature who controls the purse of my earnings, and my English student; she is also my fashion designer despot. Today, she has me wearing a yellow shirt, white pants and orange undershorts. She believes that it makes me look younger. My shirt is so bright and loud I am blinding people.
So tell me, your majesty, what does you consort make you wear and what color is your regal gitch?
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