The U.S. presidential campaign has started far too early. By the time the primaries start, next year, all the front runners will seem like incumbents who have overstayed their welcomes. I am already starting to think that America has already elected a woman, a black man, a Mormon and a cross-dresser to the presidency. The length of campaign, which will end up twice the length of an interminable NHL season, will give one time to change one's mind about a candidate because of all the negatives that will be brought out:
Do I want a cross-dresser to be president? Yes I do. Maybe, I don't.
There is no way I am going to vote for Hilary Clinton. I heard that she is married to Bill Clinton.
The things that Barak Obama says are crazy.
Mormons are religious.
McCain has a bad temper.
The China Daily I bought recently had a short item saying New Yorkers think their current Mayor Blomberg would make a better president than Rudy. Scary if true. Blomberg, I hear, is outlawing fun in in the Big Apple.
Here is a scary scenario: Al Gore decides to run. He takes on the image of Golden Boy and wins the presidency. Algore brings Global Socialism via climate warming hoax and outlaws fun all over the world.
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