Wednesday, January 29, 2014

The Andis Kaulins in China Diary for January 20 to January 30, 2014

  • I worked nine days in a row in order to make more money and to get to Jenny's hometown on the day before Spring Festival.
  • I saw a 3D movie for the first time in a cinema.
  • I learned that a lot of students like watching the series Downton Abbey.
  • The K family is going to Beixin for the Spring Festival.

Monday [January 20]
[Home Laptop]
  • No school for Tony today so he slept in till eleven.
  • I go back to work tomorrow. Sigh.
  • The Seahawks will meet the Broncos in the Super Bowl. Yes!!

Tuesday [January 21]
[School Laptop]
  • Last night, we went to the Wanda Plaza movie to see the second Despicable Me in 3D. It was my first time to see a 3D movie in the cinema. It was a gimmick, I thought. Tony, who did say he liked the movie, kept taking his glasses off. The movie was dubbed in Chinese so I understood maybe five percent of what was said, but this didn't stop me from understanding what was going on.
  • The audience was well-behaved except for Tony who talked during the movie.
  • Back to work today. I went to a German restaurant in the Nanchang Jie Bar Street to eat with the government workers with whom I had been doing those SPCs.
  • I am not in the swing of things. I haven't been to school for two weeks.
  • I still have my cold. I need lots of tissue paper and Halls (strawberry flavor now) to deal with it.

Wednesday [January 22]
[School Laptop]
  • During the last class of last evening, the two students told me that they both liked watching the TV series Downton Abbey. I couldn't have been happier. On the way home last evening, I watched the third episode of the first season.
  • I will be working nine days in a row: from the 21st to the 29th. I switched days off with one of the other trainers in order to be able to get to Beixin on January 30th. I would have had Monday the 27th off.
  • On the 30th, the K family will be catching a 12:20 bus to Taixing where they will have to take a bus to Beixin. Direct tickets to Beixin will be sold out that day.

Thursday [January 23]
[School Laptop]
  • I work 10:00 to 21:00 today. The 10:00 shift start means I go to McDonald's for Breakfast.
  • However, I didn't have a sit-down breakfast. McDonald's was packed this morning.
  • I forgot to mention. I worked 13:00 to 21:00 on Tuesday and Wednesday.
  • When I come home in the evening, my six year old son Tony wants to play with my Ipad.
  • I don't participate in the office chat – it is nothing to do with me.
  • Did I have a kidney stone act up yesterday? I had a brief sharp pang of pain in that region when I was eating dinner yesterday.
  • This is the third of the nine consecutive days I will be working.
  • Jenny is floating the idea that she & Tony will go to Beixin earlier so that I will have to take a bus there myself. She is doing this even though she insists that it is my idea that we spend the Spring Festival in her hometown. [Jenny had a falling out with her parents and wasn't talking to them; and so I haven't seen them for a year. She seemed to have reconciled with them a few months ago and so I thought it would be a good idea to go to the hometown for the Spring Festival. She says she rather not go.]
  • Six foot tall Chinese girls. Holy Moly!!!
  • Speaking of Chinese girls. Tony & Jenny & I were at the Wanda Plaza Sunday evening [the 19th]. While Jenny was in the washroom, I espied two models, slender and long-haired, who were brought to the mall for promotional purposes. They wore red caps like Marlon Brando wore in the biker movie he did, skimpy red shorts, boots, black sheer stockings, and tops that left their midriffs bare. I wanted to get a closer look at the models and get Tony to pose for a photo with them. [It had been my experience that young women like to fawn over him] So, I pointed the models out to Tony and told him that we were going to say hello to them. Tony couldn't have been more uninterested; and chiding me like a school-marm, he told me that we weren't going to say hello to the girls. “NO! NO! NO!” Tony said and he even spread out his arms to block me from approaching them.

Friday [January 24]
[School Laptop]
  • I am ____ years and one month old today.
  • I work 11:00 to 21:00 today. It is the fourth of nine consecutive days I will spend at the school. I will go to the city hall to talk to civil servants for 45 minutes on their lunch break. Then, I will teach three classes in the evening.
  • I had breakfast at McDonald's. It seems that a lot of people go, to the particular M's that I go to (at the corner of Xueqian and Zhongshan Roads), not to eat food but to use the seats. This morning, I saw about six or seven women knitting as they took up tables that seemed devoid of any McDonald's products.
  • I had lunch at King Burger where I enjoyed my flame-broiled Whopper and the novel Jeeves and Wedding Bells which I am so fortunate to have gotten on the Internet.
  • Before eating at King Burger, I did go to the City Hall where I had a great conversation with the civil servants about Acting. Acting, I told them, is behaving and pretending, depending on the situation.

Saturday [January 25]
[School Laptop]
  • I work 10:00 to 18:00 today. It will be my fifth day of a stretch of having done nine days of employment in a row.
  • I am adding discussion questions to my salon class plan for men. What do real men do in these situations? I will ask the students. One such situation I will ask about is what a man would do if he came to a door as the same time as a woman. I have thought to ask the students if a real man plays computer or video games. [The correct answers to these questions are that a man holds a door open for a woman and he doesn't play video games. I supply these answers for my rare reader who may, on the off chance, not be a reactionary curmudgeon type.]
  • I would have left Casa Kaulins five minutes earlier than I eventually did because I had to wait for my podcasts to download on my Ipod.
  • I found that I can download epub copies of newly released books. For instance, Jeeves and the Wedding Bells.
  • I don't know what is going on but I notice that when I ride the bus in the evening, my Ipad power meter is under twenty percent. It had been at forty percent at that time of the evening before. So either my Ipad's battery is getting old or I have been using it more during the day I spend at school.

Sunday [January 26]
[School Laptop]
  • I work 10:00 to 18:00 today. Rare readers may be aware that I normally don't work Sunday. I am putting in a day of overtime.
  • It is my sixth day of my nine day stretch of consecutive days worked.
  • Last night, it was nice to spend an evening at home although Tony, without my permission or even asking me, was playing on my Ipad Mini.
  • Not willing to try and wrench it back from him, I watched a movie on my Laptop: Raising Arizona. It was a four star (out of five) movie. It had some good dialogue and outstanding over-the-top performances. I laughed a few times. However, it starred Nicolas Cage (he ought to be put in a cage.) and at times, the motivations of the actors didn't make any sense.
  • After watching the movie, I soaked my feet and went to bed. I read on my Ipad till it ran out of power (I saw that having the Ipad plugged into the charger at 1 percent charge wasn't going to keep the Ipad from shutting down).
  • When the Ipad ran out of power, I put my head down and thought I would be able to arise thirty minutes later and keep reading; but after ten minutes, I became very drowsy and abandoned the thought.
  • Tony wanted me to make him some hot milk just as I was drifting off. I told him to get Mom to do it.
  • I was scared that this morning I had caught the eye of some pretty thing while I was at the McDonald's. To my horror, I saw her on the street and thought she was smiling at me. I decided to plow straight forward and get myself to work.

Monday [January 27]
[School Laptop]
  • I work 11:00 to 21:00 today. This is the day I exchanged Thursday [the 30th] for.
  • Yesterday, I asked the students about abortion. I posited the question in an Agony Aunt way. I told the students that a woman had a husband who wanted her to get an abortion. All of the students said they would have to more information about the situation before they could give the women advice. They all obviously thought that abortion was an option women could have. They all obviously thought abortion was not necessarily murder.
  • A new wrinkle in my getting to work this morning! I took the 602as I always do but I choose to get off at a stop near Wall Street English. I used to get off at this stop and walk to Zhongshan Road to catch another bus to get to school but I then decided to get off at a stop after this stop and walk to Zhongshan Road instead for the change in scenery. This morning, I decided to get off at the old stop because I realized I can walk up the street about half a block the other way to get to a stop where I can catch the 118 bus. This 118 makes a turn onto Zhongshan Road, passes the stop on Zhongshan Road that I had been catching buses, and eventually gets me to the school.
  • I have been telling this joke to the girls at school to see if they understand it. A man walks into a room with a pile of poop in his hands and exclaims “Hey everyone, look what I almost stepped in!”
  • Their reaction, so far, has been quizzical.
  • Damn it! It's my wife birthday on January 30th or whenever the day before Chinese New Year is!
  • I went to 汉堡王 to eat a whopper and to watch the end of The Women, a classy film with an all-star cast of woman made, I believe, in the 1930s. No men appeared in this film which was about divorce.

Tuesday [January 28]
[School Laptop]
  • I work 13:00 to 21:00 today. It is my eighth of nine consecutive days worked. So it feels like a Monday after having worked the whole week before.
  • In less than 24 hours, Jenny & Tony will be in Beixin. Someone, from Shanghai, will pick them up on the way, early tomorrow (Wednesday) morning, and take them to Beixin. I will be going the next day (Thursday) by bus.
  • Before I came to work, I put out four days of clothes for Jenny to pack in the big bag she will be taking to Beixin.
  • I can't decide to take my laptop. I want to but I wonder if it will be more trouble than its worth to do so.
  • Looking at the weather for the next week, I saw a forecast saying the temperature would get up to 21 Degrees C. This will make it complicated for me as far as what clothes to bring. I will have to be prepared for feeling chilly and feeling overheated.

Wednesday [January 29]
[School Laptop]
  • I work 13:00 to 21:00 today. It is ninth consecutive day of work.
  • Tomorrow, I won't be working but I will be preparing and then going to Beixin for the Spring Festival.
  • Jenny & Tony are already in Beixin. A friend of Jenny, coming from Shanghai, picked them up this morning and drive them out.
  • I got a lot of preparation to do tonight.
  • The last class of last evening put me in a foul mood. I had three students who I wished would not have come at all. Looking at them, I snapped and told them so.
  • I will publish these diary entries within 24 hours.
  • It rains today.

Thursday [January 30]
[Home Laptop]

  • It is just past midnight. I am trying to get ready to go to Beixin in the morning.
  • I will be taking a bus to Taixing and one of Jenny's brothers will drive me the rest of the way to Beixin.
  • Right now, I have to decide what videos to put on my Ipad.
  • First, I publish this.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

The Andis Kaulins in China Diary for January 6 to January 19, 2014

  • I was on vacaction for these two weeks. I didn't go anywhere. I didn't do much.
  • I did go, with Tony, to Shanghai for a day. That was all the travel I needed to do. Traveling is for Idiots I have decided.
  • I found I enjoyed hanging out at Starbucks where I'd sip coffee and read on my Ipad.
  • I did enjoy spending more time than usual with my son Tony.

Tuesday [January 6]
[Home Laptop]
  • It is the first day of actual time taken off from school for my vacation.
  • Yesterday, I didn't make a diary entry. So, here is what happened yesterday:
  • Or rather, I should say highlights.
  • I was at home working on the computer.
  • I decided that I wasn't going to my school's Spring Festival dinner because it is during my vacation. This fact was my get out of jail free card. And plus my company isn't going to be missed by the others, foreign or Chinese.
  • Tony said I wasn't an a-hole after Jenny said I was. “Daddy not an a-hole!” he said. Jenny uses the a-word gratuitously. I don't think she grasps the subtle connotations of the word's usage.
  • In the afternoon, Jenny & I went for lunch at Wanda.
  • In the evening, Tony & I went to Wanda. He played games at the Apple store and one game of the Truck game at the arcade.
  • Coming home from Wanda with Tony, we witnessed a street fight, I think. We were walking down the road which can be seen from the Casa Kaulins living room and master bedroom – the road which you see in most of the photos taken from the Views of China from Casa Kaulins blog. From a distance, we saw a man kicking and hitting the hood of a black car that was parked at an entrance way that was across the road from the main guard shack and the main entrance of the California Villa apartment complex which contains Casa Kaulins. It seemed to me that the man was drunk because he was hitting the car with what I thought was mamby-pamby and slurred force. Standing near him was another man and a woman. All three of these people seemed to be middle aged. The man grabbed a purse from a woman and threw it at the car. She tried to hit him a few times. The man swung at her and one time gave her a good kick in the stomach, and the woman keeled over on the ground. The second man was watching. Tony & I watched and stopped at the guard shack where the security guard was smoking and watching the goings-on as well. The guard thought it was vaguely amusing and I heard him say which means he thought they were drunk. A man on an e-bike stopped by the security guard and said 老魏 which means foreigner. He was talking about me. I surmised from his tone in talking to the security guard that he wanted the security guard to do something about the fight because a foreigner was witnessing it. This spooked me to stop being a lookie-lou and I took Tony home. At the same time, the fight crossed the street towards the the entrance area of the California Villa as the woman got up and from having been kicked and was chasing the man. I got a closer look at the man who was hitting the woman and the car, and he definitely looked drunk.
  • So two trips to the Wanda Plaza today.
  • When we got home, Tony told Jenny that he had seen a man hitting a car. Jenny seemed blasé about the incident. She said that was just two people fighting. Her tone implied that it was nothing out of the usual and it wasting her time for us to be even telling her about it.
  • I finished watching the movie 99 River Street. A good black and white movie, possibly earning the classification of film noire, done in a glorious time when b&w was often how movies were made.
  • I decided to make a list of movies I will have seen in 2014. So far, two on the list: 99 River Street and the Long Voyage Home.
  • I did some organizing around the house. The lack of space in Casa Kaulins because of accumulated things was getting to me. I decided to get rid of all the boxes that my boxed DVD sets were in. This gave me more shelf space but I still have a stack, a foot high of DVDs to add to this big box I have that is already over-stuffed with them. What should I do with all the DVDs? Are they garbage?
  • And then there are all these books I have that have rendered superfluous by the collection of e-books I have on my Ipad. Should I throw those books out? I suppose I will weed my collection of the ones that I will never read.
  • Back to Today.
  • It rains outside. A fine way to begin my first of my vacation days taken from work.
  • I will get to take Tony to Shanghai one day during my vacation. Unfortunately, we won't be able to visit the 2013 Shanghai Expat of the Year's residence because he will be out of town, in Korea, in fact.
  • Dull and dismal as Wuxi is, Manitoba is a lot worse. I have been listening to podcasts from CJOB Winnipeg and it brought back bad memories. On the podcast, they talked of roads not being cleared properly, cars doing 360 degree spins because the roads are slippery, lane ambiguity brought on by deep snow on the street making driving dangerous, and cars not being able to start because of the cold.
  • Jenny tells me that the other parents are bribing the teachers in Tony's primary school. The teachers then give the briber's children more attention.

Wednesday [January 8]
[Home Laptop]
  • I got two replacement teeth put in the upper right side of my mouth this morning. Jenny accompanied me to the dental office in the Yanqiao Hospital.
  • Afterward, we went to Wanda. We spent an hour at Starbucks drinking coffee and serving the Internet on our Wifi-enabled devices.
  • I saw a foreigner while there. Damn! I said like the would-be ascetic who wanted to maintain a fifty year vow of silence. I wanted to go back to school and say that I hadn't laid eyes on a foreigner in two weeks. Well. At least, I may be able to say that I didn't speak to a foreigner for two weeks.
  • Does texting count as speaking?
  • We wanted to see a movie at the Wanda cinema in the afternoon but there was nothing playing that would have interested me. All the films were cartoons and all were in Chinese w/o subtitles
  • Perhaps, we will go to Suzhou on Saturday.
  • I have made photographic entries to my Wuxi China Expatdom and Casa Kaulins blogs.
  • I read a chapter of John Keegan's U.S. Civil War book. I have had to go on the Internet and look for maps. I now know more about the battles of Bull Run and Wilson's Creek.
  • Instead of watching a movie in the cinema, I will watch a movie on my Ipad: The Adventures of Mark Twain. Depictions of Negroes in this movie, so far, are definitely not p.c. The young Mark Twain in this movie is played by an actor who looks like Leonardo Decaprio. Actually, I should say the young Samuel Clemens. However, as soon as Clemens becomes an adult in the movie, the resemblance to Decaprio comes to an end.
  • Yes. The fourteen year old Mark Twain looks like the forty year old Leo Decaprio.

Thursday [January 9]
[Home Laptop]
  • For lunch, I went to the McDonald's at the Hui Shan Wanda Plaza. It wasn't very busy. There were but four customers.
  • Walking in the area around the Wanda Plaza, I saw a shop with a Chairman Mao portrait in it. WTF? In this day and age. I mean, really.

Friday [January 10]
[Home Laptop]
  • Last evening, I came within three minutes of having finished watching the 1940s biopic The Adventures of Mark Twain. Jenny got mad at me and told me to turn off the movie which I was watching on my Ipad.
  • I finished watching the movie this morning. Part of me wants to say that the movie was like saccharine, but I did enjoy the movie and found it moving. I was aware of the time where Twain became bitter, and so it would have seemed that the actor portraying him made Twain appear to have been placid. But, Twain did live quite the life – becoming both famous and achieving much career satisfaction while at the same time having to endure bad luck, personal tragedy, and tremendous debt.
  • The portrayal of Negroes in this movie wouldn't pass muster these days. They were made to look like simple-minded oafs.
  • I also finished part one of the Rise of Modern China by Immanuel CY Hsu. I will read part two eventually.
  • Who knew? The Great True Git & I are Capricorns. The 2013 Shangai Expat of the Year's birthday is on January 11.
  • The forecast says it will rain tomorrow. So, we won't be going to Suzhou.
  • I suppose that we will go to the Jin Ling Hotel for a deluxe buffet lunch.
  • A student first told me the story about the North Korean Uncle being fed to 120 starving dogs as his nephew the leader of North Korea watched. My first reaction was no way. It seemed too incredible to be true, and it turned out it was for the story originated with a satirical blog somewhere on the Internet.
  • My definition of torture. Having to stand around as Jenny “helps” Tony do his homework. It seems to me that she is torturing him. She screams at him and slaps him at times. I suppose this is par for the course for Chinese parents helping their children do their homework.
  • Either this builds character in Tony or it breaks him.
  • Tony when he has Jenny helping him do his homework, cries and whimpers.
  • These tutoring sessions can last three or more hours at times.
  • And yet when they are finished, Tony is all happy and shows no lingering signs of depression.
  • I finished Canada Under British Rule. The second book I have finished reading in 2014. [I am keeping track of movies watched and books read in 2014.]

Saturday [January 11]
[Home Laptop]
  • I have a head-slapper of a problem to deal with today. I watched an episode of Downton Abbey this morning, after having read John Derbyshire praise the series in an column at the Taki Mag site. Having watched it poses me a quandary. Do I add it to my list of movies watched in 2014? It is a television show but seeing how I watch TV shows and movies on my Ipad, I really can't tell the difference. So I will add season four, episode one of Downton Abbey to my list of movies watched in 2014.
  • What did I think of Downton Abbey? It is a great show. I love the quality of the dialogue. However, there hasn't been a reference to religion at all.
  • I now want to become a butler. And I want to tell all the Marxists in China about my desire to be a butler – it beats the heck out of being a comrade.
  • Friday night and Saturday morning, the K family was lazy. Instead of going to Suzhou – it was raining anyway – we stayed at home and slept in.
  • Jenny & I stayed up late last night. I began to read two books by Theodore Dalrymple and Charles Krauthammer.
Sunday [January 12]
[Home Laptop]
  • Yesterday, I left the house once. Tony & I went to the Wanda Plaza to buy a few groceries and a bucket of KFC. I didn't want Tony to accompany me because it was raining outside and he had a sore throat (he was clearing it all day long making a sound that was annoying to hear.) We ended up taking a motorcycle pedicab to and from Wanda. Tony was annoyed when I asked him to carry the umbrellas. At KFC, the bucket we usually buy was not available. They wanted us to buy a more expensive Spring Festival Themed bucket instead. I phoned Jenny about it and we ended up buying it though I don't think we are going to buy it again. The extras offered in the bucket were no good.
  • It looks like I will be spending today at home as well. It is cold outside and we all have colds.
  • I am live-streaming the Patriot-Colts quarterfinal playoff game. I am cheering for the Patriots.
  • I have been following Twitter recently. I do so to check out David Warren's tweets. Following his followers and the tweeters he follows, I have come upon some agreeable thoughts. One tweeter said Body piercings perfectly illustrate our descent into barbarism.
  • HM from Australia made a brilliant addition to my Wuxi China Expatdom blogspot blog.
  • Last night, I watched Downtown Abbey S04E02. It had some touching moments. As John Derbyshire says, the show has characters you can actually care about.
  • I have had this cold for weeks. Symptoms are a raspy cough, a sore throat that makes it hard for me to speak, sinus pain and pressure, and a very runny nose.
  • Ten minutes to go in the third period of the NFL quarterfinal playoff. Patriots are leading the Colts 21-15. I think the game will end with a flurry of touchdowns. I have a bad feeling that the Colts will prevail.
  • [Later] I was wrong. Patriots are winning 43-22. I was right about the flurry of touchdowns at least.

Monday [January 13]
[Home Laptop]
  • I won't publish my diary today. What I am going to do is publish a two week long diary entry on January 20th. No one will care anyway.
  • Damn! I missed the two NFL quarterfinal playoff games today that were won by the Broncos and the 49ers. The 49ers scare me because they have just won two playoff games on the road, they are the defending conference champions and they are going to meet my Seahawks next week in Seattle in the semifinals. I hope the Patriots can smoke the Broncos.
  • The 49ers-Seahawk semifinal will be ugly to watch because the uniforms that Seahawks now wear are an abomination against good taste; and because the players wear tattoos and wear their hair long. I hesitate to say that they overdo it with the tattoos because I think one tattoo is too many. But to cover their entire arms with them is gruesome. That quarterback of the 49ers looks ape-like with all that crap on his arms. [And his chest as well.]
  • That is why that I will ,with relish, enjoy watching the first season of Downtown Abbey. To hell with the football.
  • I did walk around this morning. At one end of an apartment complex, I saw a high-rise, cars parked just outside, a fence, and then a pile of rubble. Who wants to live beside a garbage dump?
  • I also walked past a car dealership. On one side of its building, there was pavement, then a high barrier, the other side of which was a field where crops were being grown. An ugly contrast.
  • [Later] Walking around the area I saw a foreigner but I don't know if he saw me. The green walk signal came up and I wanted to get home.
  • This morning, (I shouldn't have mentioned earlier) Tony asked me for a hug. Unusual. Usually, I am asking him for hugs.
  • I was listening to a podcast about an architect named Le Corbusier. I thought he was a socialist of some sort. For one thing, the podcast was from the BBC. I then heard he was an architect and I wondered if he was the architect who I vaguely recalled being denounced for having designed huge impersonal apartment complexes. He might have been but I will have to so some research. [I had first read of the Le Corbusier from Theodore Dalrymple who denounced him in very strong terms.]
  • I was sitting at the dining room table typing something into my laptop when Tony walked into the kitchen from the study. He was working on his homework – practicing writing Chinese characters and wanted to show Mom the progress he was making. He really just wanted her to say he was finished. When she said he wasn't, he whined and then walked past me. I tried to stop him and get a hug, but he ignored me and brushed past with a don't-bother-me-I'm-doing-something determination. The first time he has ever done that and so it was cute and amusing. I hope he doesn't carry on with that practice into adulthood.

Tuesday [January 14]
[Home Laptop]
  • My life should be fodder for my diary you'd think, but it isn't.
  • But something has happened today that I can report to you. Jenny pulled Tony out of school to take him to the doctor's. He has some skin problem on his face that has Jenny concerned. To be honest, I look at his face and I don't see what the big deal is. So he & Jenny are going to the Yanqiao hospital as I type this. I am in a subdued mood.
  • I don't want to do homework! I don't want to do homework! I don't want to do homework! I don't want to do homework!” says Tony.
  • I know. I wish you didn't have to do homework!” says I trying to console Tony.
  • I watched the first episode of Season One of Downton Abbey. It had to have two men kissing. Is that what it was like in England at the time of the sinking of the Titanic?

Wednesday [January 15]
[Home Laptop]
  • I finished watching the film Monte Walsh last night. Great movie with a great song on its soundtrack sung by Mama Cass.
  • If I can pull it off, I will go to the local Starbucks for coffee.
  • A delivery came this morning. Twas something that Jenny ordered on the Internet. Unlike the numerous other deliveries that come as a result of Jenny ordering things on the Internet, this delivery would have a profound effect on Andis's life; or at least ninety minutes of it. It was a new desk for Tony, a desk that had to be assembled just like it came from Ikea. But it was a 200 rmb primary student's desk which had parts made of cheap particle board and what looked to Andis like reconstituted pieces of scrap metal. The fact that the desk was cheap did reconcile Andis to its metal pieces being bent, its plastic parts being thin and fragile, and its wooden surfaces already being gouged. But it didn't reconcile Andis to the paucity of instructions which, while providing an idea of what the desk was to look like when it was assembled, didn't adequately explain what screws, bolts, lock nuts, and washers were to go where. And it didn't make Andis any happier that it was taking away time that would have been better spent reading on his Ipad.
  • Andis and Jenny went to the Wanda Plaza Starbucks in the afternoon. Andis had a good time reading on his Ipad and sipping American coffee.
  • Andis was crossing at an intersection in the Hui Shan District that was being monitored by policemen. The intersection was six lanes wide. When Andis started crossing it, he did have a green walk signal though it was probably a stale green. And so when he reached the other side, the signal was red. Still when he started he had a green light and so he was surprised when the cop looked at him sternly and pointed to the red light. Andis wanted to protest and tell the cop he had had a green signal when he had started but he didn't know what Chinese he could have spoken. The cop waved him on and Andis was confused. “I suppose I will have to wait for a fresh green walk signal before I proceed when a cop is around” said Andis to himself. He also imagined himself telling this story when he returned to work.

Thursday [January 16]
[Home Laptop]
  • I saw the Wuxi Metro pull into the station near the Hui Shan White House. I was walking by so I pulled out my Ipod and took photos and video.
  • I hadn't known that Milt Rosenberg started doing podcasts for after his run with WGN came to a sudden and surprise end. Better late than never to have known this. I am glad to be able to listen to him again.
  • Tony's last day of school before his Winter holiday is tomorrow.
  • I told Tony that he could have the Ipad Mini for twenty minutes. When he had twenty minutes on the Ipad, I took it from him and he didn't protest. Believe it or not!

Friday [January 17]
[Home Laptop]
  • I still have shaken my cold. I woke up this morning with a headache brought on sinuses that clogged overnight. At least, that is my guess. I suppose I could also say I felt sinus pressure.
  • Tony finished school today at 3:00 PM, not the usual Friday 2:00 PM. He will then have a month of school holiday.
  • Wife bought Tony & I train tickets for tomorrow. Good. Wife ordered a new belt for me on Taobao. Unfortunately, it was a foot, yes a foot longer, than it should have been. If I wore it, the end of the belt, after I buckled it, would by my back spinal column.
  • Tony & I will be going to Shanghai. I have vague plans for what we will do. I would like to take him to the Old Shanghai Museum under the Oriental Pearl Tower. I would also like to ride the subways of Shanghai all day with him.
  • I will go to Starbucks this afternoon.
  • This morning, I read in bed for ninety minutes.
  • Spent a few hours at Starbucks. I watched the second episode of the first episode of Downton Abbey. I read three essays by Theodore Dalrymple. I read half a chapter of Keegan's American Civil War.
  • Tony will come home at about 3:30 PM. I will meet him at the Small Shop.
  • [Later] As we were walking home from the Small Shop, Tony espied a Jaguar automobile. “What's that?” he asked. I noticed the Jaguar then, parked near our apartment building, though to be honest it looked like just another oversized sedan. If it wasn't for the Jaguar logo on its trunk, I wouldn't have thought anything of it.

Sunday [January 19]
[Home Laptop]

  • Tony & I took the train to and from Shanghai yesterday. In the morning, our train left Wuxi at 8:00 and arrived in Shanghai before 9:00. In the evening, the train left Shanghai at 6:00 on the dot and arrived in Wuxi before 7:00.
  • So we spent about nine hours in Shanghai. We would have been happy if it had been six.
  • Having arrived in Shanghai, I took Tony, right away, to the Shanghai Railway Museum. To get there, we took line 3 and 4 (it seemed the line splits from a ¾ to a 3 & a 4 after the stop we got off at.) to the Baoshan station. After getting off, I saw a McDonald's and took Tony there for breakfast – he very much enjoyed his hash brown. We then had to find the Tianmu Road where the Museum was. Amazingly, Tony wanted to tell me what direction to go even though he didn't know where we were going (Tony did a lot of this during the day). Despite Tony's protestations that I was going the wrong way, we got to the museum. [Passersby were able to direct us in the right direction.]
  • The museum was tiny. My first reaction was that it was not as good as the train museum in Winnipeg, Canada. The Winnipeg Museum, which I took Tony to two years ago, had a pretty decent collection of old engines and cars; the Shanghai museum had but two life-size engines and three cars outside. But this is not to say that the Shanghai museum was without interesting things. It had a few things of note.
  • The museum did have its political dimension which I found most interesting. When I walked into the museum building's main lobby, I saw a giant photo of Hu Jiantao with railway workers. There was a video showing the damage the Japanese did to the Shanghai Railway station in the 1930s. There was a section of museum showing that Chairman Mao, Deng Xiao Peng, Zhou En Lai, Zhong Shan (Sun Yat Sen), and Jiang Zemin had something to do with railways. There was even a sign posted saying “Construction of Harmonious Railway.”
  • The museum also had a few old artifacts and many interesting pictures, but it left you with a feeling of disappointment. It was, as I said, tiny.
  • After letting Tony run around the grounds of the museum so he could climb over the trains and cars, and so that I could take lots of photos and videos of him, the rest of the day in Shanghai was a bit of a squib. I had no real plan other than to go to Nanjing Road. I had a vague plan to take Tony around the Bund. We instead passed the time by wandering around toy stores and riding a double-decker tourist bus on which Tony napped anyway. At 3:00 PM, Tony was saying he was bored and he wanted to go home. Unfortunately, our train wasn't leaving until 6:00 so we still had time to burn. At that point, I wanted to sit in a Starbucks, relax, sip a coffee, and let Tony play on the Ipad, but Starbucks and every other coffee shop was filled to capacity and there no seats to be had. We instead went to a KFC and a Subway sandwich shop to eat. And then we went to another toy store.
  • I of course saw a lot of foreigners in Shanghai. Many of the males I saw had female Chinese companions. A few of the couples were married, I could tell. I saw one foreigner in a store who had the look of boredom that I had when I went shopping with my wife.
  • Some of the foreigners, who I assumed to be hipsters, look in-congruent to me because they were just so obvious newbies.
  • The tourist bus was a waste, and I think would have been for a newbie.
  • The bus took us past the Bund. The three tall buildings on the other side were obscured by smog and haze. It was just as well that I didn't take Tony there. There was nothing to see.
  • The selection of Plarail products in Shanghai toy departments was better than in Wuxi.
  • I got away, I thought, with only spending 90 rmb on toys for Tony. We got a Tomica bus and a diorama piece for our Plarail collection. There was another piece of track that I would have liked to have bought for Tony but he wasn't interested.
  • I came upon a real ice rink as I was wandering the stores. It was on the seventh floor of a department store.
  • The automated turnstiles at train and subway stations were annoying. I must have found myself stuck in them at least five times yesterday. At the end of day, I learned that I could just go through the gate where the person manually checks your ticket and thus things went smoother. Earlier, there was an instance where a woman who was standing behind Tony had to confuse the issue by trying to put her card into the turnstile slot while Tony and I were stuck at the turnstile. We ended up having to jump it.
  • One time, I took the subway train going in the wrong direction. After two stops, I got off and crossed the platform to the other side to get on the train going where we wanted to go.
  • At a Shanghai Department store we went to, Tony insisted that we take one of those mall elevators – the kind that has a window where you can see the surroundings as you make your ascent or descent. In Chinese shopping malls, to take an elevator means having to wait and to be scrunched when you can get on. The elevator we took yesterday was notable because of its overload warning. When the overload alarm sounded, someone had to get off the elevator or it wouldn't move. Descending from the 8th floor at the department store, the elevator's overload warning went off at about five different floors. And just as the alarm sounded, four more people would try to board the elevator making the situation. Someone would quickly chide the latecomer. Two instances, there were standoffs where someone hoped that someone else would get off. By the time we got to the third floor, I wanted to get off the crazy elevator ride.
  • Tony's status as a foreign baby sparked much interest from the locals on the train and in Shanghai.
  • The moral of my Saturday in Shanghai. Don't go to Shanghai on a Saturday if you can help it.
  • Back in Wuxi last evening, Tony got annoyed at my insisting he take a bath. He said “f***!” I think he picked that up from his mother because he couldn't have picked it up from me.
  • Let's talk about today.
  • I finished the book I was reading by Theodore Dalrymple when I was at Starbucks this afternoon with Tony. Dalrymple wrote so many wise things in Our Culture, What's Left of it: The Mandarins and the Masses. I loved his essay about how Italy functions so much better than England because it accepts the fact that its government is corrupt while in England the fact that the bureaucracy is honest only makes the damage that government can do with well-intentioned polices all the worse.
  • The moral of Dalrymple's book. You can't judge a policy by the goodness of its intentions. You have to judge it by its results: most of which are usually unintended, the opposite of what was intended, or unforeseen in the new forms of evil they spawn.

A White House and a Wuxi Metro Train

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Dispatches from Akicistan #5

Gratitude:  I am thankful for vacations even if I can't get afford to get out of town on them.

Acknowledgement: My vacations are boring. My life is boring. I am boring. [However, I am not bored. Better to be boring than bored.]
Request(s): I hope someone can tell me the one place I would want to see in Hong Kong. The K family will be going there in early February. I want to see something with a Bruce Lee or Historical theme.

What is Akicistan? It isn't a place. It is a state of mind that places cutting-edge state-of-the-art sticks in mud. The word Akicistan is formed from the initials AKIC and the root stan.

If Akicistan was an empire, it would comprise China, Canada, the Red States of the USA, Latvia, and the parts of the world that comprise Modern Christendom as well as ancient Christendom.

Akicistan news in brief:
  • New Year's in Akicistan was uneventful. Andis didn't do anything on New Year's Eve.
  • Andis began a two week vacation. Andis won't be busy for most of January and the first half of February because he will be taking the three weeks vacation he has coming to him and he will also have a one week long holiday for the Spring Festival.
  • Andis was able to watch some NFL playoff games live for the first time in ten years.
  • Andis didn't publish a Dispatches from Akicistan for two weeks.
Important Akicistan Links:

In Akicistan:

Some of us can speak Chinese! 新年快乐!元旦快乐!Andis 不可以说的中文。 TonyJenny 可以的。

We sometimes pay attention to China. The smog is so bad. I heard that it was forty times above the lowest danger level in Harbin and twenty-five times in Shanghai! I also read in the Duff and Nonsense blog that Xi Jing Ping wants to rehabilitate Chairman Mao. I don't see how he could do it without killing the golden goose

We are fond of Canada! However when I hear about the cold spell in Manitoba where temperatures and wind chills are so horrendous that you would die if you were exposed outside for more than five minutes, I am happy to be in Wuxi, even it is polluted.
We are fond of Latvia! The idea of Latvia adopting the Euro Currency which they did on January 1, 2014, doesn't thrill me. Listening to a Vatican Radio report about it, I was pleased to hear that a sizable majority of Latvians weren't thrilled about it earlier. It seems like getting a berth on the Titanic after it hit the Iceberg.

The Politics are Conservative and Reactionary! Three more years of the Obama presidency! Uggh! I also think the world is getting gayer.

English is taught! I've been working my way through a old-time English grammar I downloaded from the Internet. It is informative, though in some ways obsolete, about the spoken English language. For example, the grammar says that the auxiliaries shall and will are used in very specific and exclusive ways in the future tense depending on whether the speakers is speaking about mere futurity or is expressing determination, command, or promise. Now, we just use will, to be doing, or going to be doing with out much regard to what sense the speaker intends to tell us about the future.
Citizens aren't freaks! According to the recent Akicistan census, the population hasn't increased one iota. The number of freaks remains at nought. No immigrants! No Freaks! That is the Akicistan motto!
Reading is the #1 Pastime! Here is what I had been working my way through the past week or so:
Don Colacho's (Nicolas Gomez Davilla) Aphorisms.  There are 2,988 of them in this book that I compiled for myself.  I try to read at least one aphorism a day.  I cut and paste the better ones -- they are all profound actually -- and I put them in the AKIC Weekly. (See below)
The Niomachean Ethics of Aristotle. After this, I will read Aquinas's Summa.

Ulysses by James Joyce.  I am following along with Frank Delaney as he slowly guides podcast listeners through Joyce's hard-to-read novel.  Delaney figures he will have the whole novel covered in about 22 years.  Delaney completed episode #186 recently and is working his way through the chapter that introduces Leopold Bloom. I am getting ahead of Delaney as far as reading the book.  I will be finished my reading of it, I figure, in a year. I read the novel despite its many blasphemies. It is best to be aware of this stuff because the world is full of it, and the world will always find a way of slapping you in the face with it

The Holy Bible (RSV-C2E version, aka the Ignatius Bible, and Douay-Rheims version).  I will read the two versions in conjunction. Last week, I was reading the Book of Genesis.

Reclaiming HistoryThe Assassination of John F. Kennedy by Vincent Bugliosi. Finished. This was a long book. I had no plan to read it in its entirety, but I read most of it. The biography of LHO was particularly interesting. I didn't bother with Bugliosi's refutations of the more popular conspiracy theories.

Canada under British Rule 1760-1900 by Sir John George Bourinot. I feel a need to bone up on Canadian history.

The Rise of Modern China by Immanuel CY Hsu. David Warren recommended this history of China which pegs Modern China beginning with the fall of the Ming Dynasty.

The U.S. Civil War by John Keegan. Dan Carlin, the host of Hardcore History, has expressed a disliking of Keegan so I am now wont to think that Keegan has many merits. Carlin's idea about U.S. Healthcare was to have a bunch of experts get into a room and design a system. Anyway, the book is good so far.

Memorable quotes are presented and discussed!
Nicholas Gomez Davilla:
652 A man is wise not so much because he says the truth but because he (who) knows the exact scope of what he says. Because he does not believe he is saying anything more than what he is saying.
653 Whoever acquires experience in politics trusts only in the classic maxim: do not do today what you can leave for tomorrow. [RINO's think the maxim is good politics, even if they have power.]
657 The new catechists profess that the Progress is the modern incarnation of hope. But progress is not hope emerging, but the dying echo of hope already vanished.
659 Liberty lasts only so long as the state functions amid the indifference of its citizens. Despotism threatens when the citizens agitates for or against his government.
663 A man is intelligent only if he is not afraid to agree with fools.
664 Nobody finds himself by searching merely for himself. Personality is born out of conflict with a norm. [What does Davilla mean by personality?]
665 Everybody feels superior to what he does, because he believes he is superior to what he is. Nobody believes he is the little that he really is. [This aphorism always leaves me suitably chastened. Is being an ESL teacher the best I can aspire, or am I not even capable of that?]
676 In finding out what an intelligent man said, it is customary only to listen to the fool who mimics him. [Even I really cared what Progressive Leftists thought, I would read the New York Times. I don't bother talking politics with the ones I know.]

David Warren:
The honest observer must acknowledge that it is not happiness that awaits this emancipated woman. Already I see them warehoused in the nursing homes, waiting for their end, unvisited except by professional minders, and utterly alone. Nor was it happiness in that morning, I am told, when each ageing woman found in the mirror, that the dance of youth had moved on and passed her by. [I have often thought that if I went back to Canada, I would like to volunteer at the care home where my father lived for a month before he died.]

Even if we were not looking, we saw something in passing, and it haunts us still. Perhaps it was a vision of old age, in a season when long past memories were rekindled, and people were remembered who are no longer here. For that memento mori becomes a part of the “twelve days of Christmas,” as the years pile on. And with the summoning of memory comes the summoning of sorrows, especially sorrow in irretrievable events. (A woman weeping outside the nursing home, six months ago: “How many stupid last words I said, when all I wanted to say was, ‘I love you’.”)

But for the present the experience of “density” is enough. Something has passed by that we did not act upon. Something happened that we did not prevent. Something didn’t happen we had the power to make happen. Somehow, we missed it, when we had our chance. I would call this a form of “survivor’s guilt,” that exists within us at the metaphysical level, though confirmed in events, day after day.

To put this most plainly: we have seen good and evil, and not chosen the good; we have seen beauty and ugliness, and not chosen the beautiful; we have seen true and false, and not chosen the truth. We have chosen instead, with a grieving resignation, to “get on with it”; to play it safe; to avoid any kind of overreaction. Or as Christ put it, with spectacular poetry: we have taken our places with the dead, and are the dead, burying their dead. [I feel something like survivor's guilt when I think about my father dying. I should have told him I loved him. I should have been like Jenny who pleaded with him not to die.]

Robert Royal
In his novel Sybil, nineteenth-century British Prime Minster Benjamin Disraeli described a character as “distinguished for ignorance” because he “had only one idea and that idea was wrong.”  The idea – promoted for decades by high-minded social engineers – that a national healthcare law would benefit all Americans qualifies for the 2013 Disraeli Award.

A liberal commentator on an David Warren article in the Catholic Thing:
 I’d love to see someone say government budgets are moral documents and Paul Ryan's budget is obscene. [Pure poppycock. Personal budgets could be moral documents. Government budgets are impersonal and abstract documents. To think they could be moral is obscene. Everyone has to deal with the faces of the poor they do actually see. When a politician like Obama sees a poor face he is like Che Guevara, in a legend, entering a religious place full of poor people, getting angry at their fate, and then moving on to government to try and fix the problem he saw. While Che leaves in glory, like Obama taking a vacation in Hawaii, the hated Catholic nuns are left to deal with the poor. To deal with the poor, one has to abandon the calculus of central planning and government budgeting. We have to help the poor ourselves. Government budgets are tools for moral posturing, nothing more. And plus what the commentator said violated the Catholic Church's principle of Subsidiarity.]

Cardinal Newman:
. . .The one peculiar and characteristic sin of the world is this, that whereas God would have us live for the life to come, the world would make us live for this life. . . .not for the next. It takes, as the main scope of human exertion, an end which God forbids; and consequently all that it does becomes evil, because directed to a wrong end. . . .

Kathy Shaidle (in a year in review article)
This is the part where a normal person would nominate their favourite movie of 2013. Except the best movie I saw this year came out in 1953. [99 River Street which I was inspired to watch.]

Somehow, millions of supposedly intelligent viewers bought into Breaking Bad, a show about the only public-school teacher in the Western world who didn’t have health insurance. [Breaking Bad was quality television. Tony thinks it is like Mister Bean.]

Lists are made:
AKIC's Most Memorable Moments of 2013:
  • Read two books by Theodore Dalrymple.
  • Wuxi Peach Maoists had a 2-11-1 record in Andis's Fantasy Football League.
  • Andis got an Ipad Mini.
  • Tony graduated from Kindergarten.
  • Tony and Andis had a train day in Shanghai.
  • Andis got a demotion at work.
  • Andis didn't bother talking to his co-workers at work for nine months. Ended the year by discovering it was a wise decision.
  • Andis split up the AKIC weekly into two parts. One part was a diary. The second part was a weekly magazine.
  • Andis decided to label himself a reactionary.
  • Andis was able to order Crown Royal on Taobao.
  • Andis may have been called a cunt by another English teacher. Andis didn't respond.
  • The Hui Shan Wanda Plaza opened near Casa Kaulins. So there was now a McDonald's within walking distance, as well as a Starbucks.
  • Andis discovered that eight or nine foreigners teach at a High School in his area. He never did meet them.
  • Andis decided to become more overtly Christian in his blog.
  • David Warren's blog became Andis's most visited page.
  • Andis never did find a satisfactory replacement for the Google Reader.
  • Andis noted the fiftieth anniversary of the JFK assassination.
  • Andis renewed with his school for the tenth year.
  • Andis stopped writing articles for his Wuxi China Expatdom blog. He didn't have the time.
  • Tony started primary school.
  • Andis saw the Wuxi City Hall and was taken by it gigantic-ism.
  • The Hen Long and Suning Plazas opened up in downtown Wuxi within weeks of each other. Andis spent the end of the year asking if it was necessary.
  • Andis stopped making entries to his Wuxi China Expatdom blog.
  • Andis started a blog called Views of China from Casa Kaulins.

Predictions for 2014:
  • Queen Elizabeth II will pass away.
  • The Wuxi subway will have problems.
  • There will be more smog problems in Wuxi.
  • The Maple Leafs won't win the Stanley Cup.
  • The Republicans will snatch victory from the jaws of defeat in the 2014 mid-term elections.
  • Rob Ford will remain the mayor of Toronto.
  • Winnipeg won't win the Grey Cup or the Stanley Cup.
  • I will continue to be indecisive.

Thoughts are thought

  • Why is that Progressive Left Wing Liberal types like to say that they are on the side of science? They can't say they are on the side of Socialism anymore because it had been proven over and over again to have failed. They need to hold onto something that has been successful.
  • Socialism isn't scientific. The system that it assails: free market capitalism in fact is. Capitalism conducts experiments. The hypotheses are that there is a need for some product or service. If the experiment show the hypotheses is wrong, the hypotheses is quickly abandoned. Governments have a having of ignoring the results of their experiments and acting like their hypotheses are true regardless of experiments showing they aren't.
  • Tolerance does not mean approval. I would think that tolerate means putting up with things you don't like.