It wasn't easy but I did it. After being married for over a year and a half, I finally won an argument with my wife. I had to do many things to win this argument: I had to threaten suicide ten times, I had to get the presidents of the USA and the PRC to try to reason with her, I had to prostrate myself four times daily at her feet, I converted to Roman Catholicism to get the most hard-core Jesuits to try to reason with her, and I bought in the best engineering minds alive to talk to her.
And so I can now put my razors in the second drawer below the sink in the bathroom instead of the third as she reluctantly agreed that the world community may have had a point.
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