Using EI Office 2007 has regenerated me!

The King of Wuxi has granted me a rare honor: a chance to use EI Office 2007 (EIO). 

Using EIO offers an individual more benefits than the use of the world's first fully integrated office suite, it can regenerate a person.  I, for instance, have noticed: regrown  hair in my bald spots, more comfortable bowel movements,  that my gums have stopped bleeding, body parts have become less wrinkly and more smooth, more va-da-da-da boom which my wife appreciates (wink wink), and a five point increase in my intelligence quotient.

So as you can see, I highly recommend you use EIO.

Thank you, your majesty!