Friday, April 17, 2009

CWWF Wrestling.

Tonight, live in Wuxi, China, the Chinese Worker's Wrestling Federation presents for your entertainment, an evening of wonderful wrestling competition featuring some of the following matches:

Big Bad Fat Guy versus Harmonious Countryside Man
Patriotic Soldier versus Japanese Invader
Reactionary versus Liberation Man
Monkey King and Pig Man versus Sorcerer and Landlord in a metal wire container
Jackal and Eagle versus Panda and Dragon
Cixi versus Lei Feng
Emperor Hirohito versus Bare Foot Peasant Doctor
Hulking Hogan versus Bruce Lee Two
Wonderful Man versus Unpleasant Person

Please remember to remind every one of your friends to watch. Tickets only 25 rmb.