A: I say we nuke them!
B: Now, now good chap! That's not cricket. Let's be reasonable. We will throw rocks at them, but only after sending them a letter written in the sternest of language.
A: I think the marginal tax rates are too high.
B: Racist!
A: Let insurance companies compete across state lines!
B: Hater!
A: Why did you get the divorce?!?
B: I wanted to do something with my life.
A: Listen hear ******! I am gonna take your &&&*&*&&*& and stuff it so far up your @@@**^^^ you are going to have to call the department of &!@#$$%^& to extract it! Don't you ever ever say anything against my fill-in-the-blank favorite sports team franchise or the #$%^#$ I happen to be with on this particular occaision. Kapeche? Comprehendez？ Understand? 明白吗？
B: Velveeta!
A: Velveeta?!?
B: Sorry, I have a cold.
A: 没关洗 I thank you for doing something that I can get so self-righteous about that I can say the stick the whatever in the whose-it speech!
B: No problemo.
A: 我爱你
B: 好的
A: I think we really should heed MLK's message and judge each other by the contents of our characters and not the colour of our skins.
B: So you want to get rid of affirmative action and bring back slavery, eh?
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