G.I. Tony? I like the sound of it. I know some of you pacifists wouldn't like it. Whatever! After looking at Wuxi Kindergartens. I have decided to enroll Tony in the Wuxi, China P.L.A. preschool, the school that promises to make your child a born killer by the time he is four years old. This Wuxi, China preschool eschews activities like finger-painting as unmanly. So hence the need for the haircut.
Here is a before photo of the premier Wuxi Expat baby.
Here are several afters. They are more for the benefit of my parents than other rare readers.