Thursday, July 29, 2021

Updated List of Ways of Referring to Joe Biden

I keep thinking that they have run out of ways to refer to the mediocrity that is Joe Biden, but I have added yet more entries to my list! The new entries have been marked with an asterick (*) except the 46* where the asterick is permanent.


A real nowhere man

Abidin' 

Absolute Puppet

Alleged Catholic Biden

Alleged President Biden

America's Empty Suit

Amtrak Joe

Apparation Joe

Backwards Biden

Banjo Boy from "Deliverance"

Bank Robber Joe

Basement Haunting Joe Biden*

Bedpan Biden

Beijing Biden

Biden as President

Biden the Usurper

Blinken Biden

BLM: Biden Loves Minors*

Blundering Biden

Boring-snoring Joe

Botton-Of-His-Class Biden

Bubble Biden

Bullshit Biden 

Bumbling Joe

Cadaver Joe

Chairman Xiden 

China Joe

Cho Bai-Din

Cigar Store Biden

Cognitive Delinquent 

Crazy Joe

Creepy Groper

Creepy Uncle Joe

Dear Leader

Demented Joe Biden

Dementia Joe

Dementia-in-Chief

Diaper Joe

Disaster in Chief 

Doddering old plastic surgery experiment

Doddery Joe

Emperor Joe

EO Joe

Fake President Biden

Fascism Joe 

Feeble Joe Biden

Forgetful Joe

Fraudulent Joe

Fumbling Old Hack

Green Screen Joe

Grifter Joe

Gropey Dopey

Gropin' Joe

Grumps Joe

Idiot Joe

Idiot Joe Biden

Joe B, the revenant in the White House

Joe Biden, America's first idiocracy President

Joe Blow, Father of Hunter

Joe Buy Dung

Joeloco

Joe Chi Minh™

Joe Braindead

Joe China 

Joe Chink*

Joe Plagiarist Biden

Joe "sanctuary city" Biden

Joe Society and his son Hunter Society

Joe Stolin

Joe the Real Racist

Joebama

Joeblow

Joementia

Joey Cabbage

Joey Cringworthy

Joey No-Pulse

Joltin' Joe

Josef Biden

Joseph Robinette Biden

Landslide Joe

Low-Drag Biden

Low Key Biden

Lyin' Biden

Malarkey boy

Mean Joe

Mister Magoo

Mister "What day is it?" Where am I? Where's my lollipop?" Joe Biden 

Mumbly Joe

New Dear Leader Buyden

non compos mentis

Not Joe-King

OBiden

Oddball Hair Sniffer

Ol' Joe

Ol' White Joe

Old Bedpan Bidet

Old Joe

Old Man Biden

Old Mashed Potato Brain

Old Senile Joe

Our Totally Legitimate (P)resident Biden

Our Totally Legitimate, not in anyway fraudulent "president."

PedoJoe

Pedophile Muppet Biden

Pedophile Race Baiter

peeResident China Joe Bedpan

Pevertacus

PINO: President in Name Only

Potato Joe

POTATUS: President of the After Trump U.S.

Premier Bai-Din

President Alzheimer

President Bonehead

President Dementia

President Potatohead

President Puddingbrain

(P)resident Deepfake

Pretendence Biden

Pudding Cup

Racist Joe

Resident Joe

Rutabaga Joe

SCROTUS: So Called Ruler of the United States

Senility Joe

Sleepy Creepy Biden

Sloppy Joe

Slo Groppy Joe

Slo Joe

Slow Joe

Sniffing Joe

Sniffer Joe

Sniffy Joe

Snoozey Joe Biden

Spendthrift Biden

Stairmaster Joe

Stumbling Joe

Stupid Gasbag

Tapioca-Brained Zombie

Temporary President Biden 

The asterisk president

The China-sponsored hologram known as Joe Biden

The Classic American grifter who somehow made it all the way to the Whitehouse but it took so long that he's barely aware of what's happening anymore.

The corpse that is Joe Biden

The demented man in the White House

The doddering, photo-op front-man for a kind of politburo centered around Barack Obama

The do-nothing President

The Drooltard in Thief*

The Election Thief in Chief

The great pretender

The invalid in the White House

The lying, senile corrupt, creepy and perverted jackass in the White House

The mummy

The Not-So-Great Pretender*

The puppet

The puppet usuper

The Quicker Fucker Upper

The senile man in the White House

The Ten Percent Cut Man

The totally-legitimate, not-at-all-fraudulent Uncle Joe Stolin

Totally Legit Joe

Traitor Joe

Trippy Joe

Vegetable Joe

Vegetable-in-Chief

Wheelchair Joe

Zhou Bai Den

Zombie Joe

Zombie Obama

46*


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