Studies show that Papal hats (a.k.a. Pope hats) are more effective than masks in warding off flu viruses, inflections and evil spirits that prowl about the earth seeking the ruin of souls.
Therefore, if you really want to virtue signal and show you don't want to kill Granny, Fat Albert or Larry Two-Ton, you must pressure the powers that be to implement a policy of mandatory Pope hat wearing in public places and on public transportation.
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