Monday, June 14, 2021

Updated List of Ways of Referring to Joe Biden

I keep thinking that they have run out of ways to refer to the mediocrity that is Joe Biden, but I have added yet more entries to my list! The new ones have been marked with an asterick (*) except the 46* where the asterick is permanent.


A real nowhere man

Absolute Puppet*

Alleged Catholic Biden

Alleged President Biden

America's Empty Suit*

Amtrak Joe

Apparation Joe

Backwards Biden

Banjo Boy from "Deliverance"*

Bank Robber Joe

Bedpan Biden

Beijing Biden*

Biden as President

Blinken Biden

Blundering Biden

Boring-snoring Joe

Botton-Of-His-Class Biden

Bubble Biden

Bullshit Biden 

Bumbling Joe

Cadaver Joe

Chairman Xiden 

China Joe

Cho Bai-Din

Cigar Store Biden

Cognitive Delinquent 

Crazy Joe

Creepy Groper*

Creepy Uncle Joe

Dear Leader

Demented Joe Biden

Dementia Joe

Dementia-in-Chief

Diaper Joe

Disaster in Chief 

Doddering old plastic surgery experiment*

Doddery Joe

EO Joe

Fake President Biden

Feeble Joe Biden

Forgetful Joe

Fraudulent Joe

Fumbling Old Hack

Green Screen Joe

Grifter Joe

Gropey Dopey

Gropin' Joe

Grumps Joe

Idiot Joe

Idiot Joe Biden

Joe B, the revenant in the White House

Joe Biden, America's first idiocracy President

Joe Blow, Father of Hunter**

Joe Buy Dung

Joeloco

Joe Chi Minh™

Joe Braindead

Joe China *

Joe Plagiarist Biden*

Joe "sanctuary city" Biden

Joe Society and his son Hunter Society**

Joe Stolin

Joebama

Joeblow*

Joementia

Joey Cabbage

Joey Cringworthy

Joey No-Pulse

Joltin' Joe

Josef Biden*

Joseph Robinette Biden

Landslide Joe

Low-Drag Biden*

Low Key Biden*

Lyin' Biden

Malarkey boy

Mean Joe

Mister Magoo*

Mister "What day is it?" Where am I? Where's my lollipop?" Joe Biden *

Mumbly Joe

New Dear Leader Buyden

non compos mentis

OBiden

Oddball Hair Sniffer

Ol' Joe

Ol' White Joe

Old Bedpan Bidet

Old Joe

Old Man Biden*

Old Mashed Potato Brain

Old Senile Joe

Our Totally Legitimate (P)resident Biden

Our Totally Legitimate, not in anyway fraudulent "president."

PedoJoe

Pedophile Muppet Biden

Pedophile Race Baiter

peeResident China Joe Bedpan

Pevertacus

PINO: President in Name Only

Potato Joe

POTATUS: President of the After Trump U.S.

Premier Bai-Din

President Alzheimer

President Bonehead

President Potatohead

President Puddingbrain

(P)resident Deepfake

Pudding Cup

Racist Joe

Resident Joe

Rutabaga Joe

SCROTUS: So Called Ruler of the United States

Senility Joe

Sleepy Creepy Biden

Sloppy Joe

Slo Groppy Joe

Slo Joe

Slow Joe

Sniffing Joe

Sniffer Joe

Sniffy Joe

Snoozey Joe Biden

Spendthrift Biden

Stairmaster Joe

Stumbling Joe

Stupid Gasbag

Temporary President Biden 

The asterisk president

The China-sponsored hologram known as Joe Biden

The Classic American grifter who somehow made it all the way to the Whitehouse but it took so long that he's barely aware of what's happening anymore.

The corpse that is Joe Biden

The demented man in the White House

The doddering, photo-op front-man for a kind of politburo centered around Barack Obama*

The do-nothing President*

The Election Thief in Chief

The great pretender

The invalid in the White House

The lying, senile corrupt, creepy and perverted jackass in the White House*

The mummy

The puppet

The puppet usuper

The senile man in the White House

The Ten Percent Cut Man*

The totally-legitimate, not-at-all-fraudulent Uncle Joe Stolin

Traitor Joe

Trippy Joe

Vegetable Joe

Vegetable-in-Chief*

Wheelchair Joe

Zhou Bai Den

Zombie Joe

Zombie Obama

46*

















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