Friday, December 31, 2010

AKIC's 2011 predictions that you can take to the bank

  • The Toronto Maple Leafs and the Ottawa Senators won't win the Stanley Cup. (Don't let anyone tell you I am a complete pessimist).
  • Gorzo the Mighty will be the best monarch Wuxi, China Expats have ever had.
  • I will wear gray underwear.
  • The Toronto Blue Jays won't win the World Series.
  • Sarah Palin won't be elected President or even receive the nomination of the Republican Party, even though the Dems want to give it to her.
  • Obama will be said to have lost his mojo, and then regained it, and then lost it, and then regained it, and then....
  • The North Koreans will do something outlandish.  President Obama will stop the Sorks from invading.  O will then give the Norks a chocolate bar and tell them to play nice.
  • AKIC will write the great novel about teaching English in China.
  • The Vancouver Canucks won't win the Stanley Cup (I am not happy about this.)
  • The Wuxi Subway won't be completed.
  • AKIC will get 300,000 views on his Youtube Channel.
  • A few Wuxi Expat will get lice or boils.

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