Friday, March 9, 2012

The Breakfast Hot Dogs at McDonald's are cause for celebration!!

People who don't like Hot Dogs and/or McDonald's are enemies of freedom!  I would even go so far as to say that they are fascists!

For anyone to say they don't like hot dogs is to say they are against Apple Piece, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Valley Forge, Ronald Reagan, Baseball, Jazz and Martin Luther King saying he had a dream.

For anyone to say they don't like McDonald's is to say that they hate Capitalism which is the biggest provider of human freedom.

And anyone who pleads that their dislike of Hot Dogs and/or McDonald's is simply a matter of taste is being a snob, which is to be worse than a fascist.  Say what you like about fascists but they as least provide some portion of humanity with hope.  Snobs like to make all other people to feel inferior without any hope whatsoever.

So go to the McDonald's in Wuxi and celebrate human freedom, human decency, liberty, the aspirations of the common man to better himself and the love of humanity!  Have the breakfast hot dog which comes with a small coffee for the price of 10 rmb!  You can do what I do and order two.  Of course, you end up with two cups of coffee which may be more than you need.  But you can always give the coffee away!  And if you don't like Hot Dogs, don't forget that it is your duty to buy the breakfast coffee all the same.  I may be in the restaurant at the same time and you can give it to me.

Let the clarions of freedom ring from the top of Hui Shan to the shores of Taihu!!!


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

No Mc Donald's Breakfast Hot Dogs here in Detroit, Michigan, U.S.A. YET!
Andis, could you give AKIC fans the Canadian slant on paragraph two?
Stunning educational value captured in your Pics & Writings!
TYVM!
Mr Ron
DTW

Andis Kaulins said...

The Canadian take on Hot Dogs?

Canadians love them too!

Hot Dogs are to America as Ice Hockey, Coffee and Donuts, and Curling are to Canada

Andis Kaulins said...

The Canadian take on Hot Dogs?

Canadians love them too!

Hot Dogs are to America as Ice Hockey, Coffee and Donuts, and Curling are to Canada

Andis Kaulins said...

The Canadian take on Hot Dogs?

Canadians love them too!

Hot Dogs are to America as Ice Hockey, Coffee and Donuts, and Curling are to Canada