Out of the hospital and ready to party!

 Well.  Out.  Yes.  But, I joke about the party thing.

I’ve been told that I can’t lift heavy things, can’t catch a cold, shouldn’t be constipated, and should think twice about playing with my phone while sitting on the toilet.

Well. More or less, I’ve been told that.  The latter injunction was really to do my business (my pooing as it were) quickly , which of course I interpret as not reading on the toilet.

So you can see why the being ready to party declaration is a joke.  The four essential aspects of partying I’m am prohibited from doing until I am fully recovered from the surgery.