List of Characters
Dom Deluise, the King of Wuxi Expatdom
Wuxi Sexpat and Wuxi Sexpat 2
Orwell, a friend of Dom Deluise
An Australian, owns a pub
A Wuxi Expat Bar (Orwell, by himself, sits at one table, among many)
Wuxi Sexpat: Look at my beautiful body!
Wuxi Sexpat 2: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Bargirl bats her eyes
Bargirl (aside): Ai ya! These fools! These pigs!
American 1: ...So I says to them Chairman Who! Who is the Chairman? Hardy Hardy Har Har!
English Teacher: I watched the latest Tarantino movie. It was quite sublime.
AnotherEnglish Teacher: Of course!
Another English Teacher: Undeniably!
Yet Another English Teacher: Indubably!
Yet Yet Another English Teacher: Gorily Wonderful!
An Australian: How are you doing you bloody bastard!
An Australian: Is All Right English all right these days!
Orwell: Yeah! We are getting a new teacher ……..
An Australian (interrupts): Oh look! It is Dom Deluise! How are you doing Oh Domsy Womsy! Are you still the King of Wuxi?
Dom Deluise (wearing a blue cocktail dress): I am alright. Evidentally, I forget to do my laundry!
An Australian: That's okay! We love you! And we will love you more! (He pinches Dom's bottom)
Dom: Okay! I got to go. See you later.
An Australian: Okay! The river is dirty!
Dom: Right! (he steps over two Wuxi Sexpats trying to look up a barmaid's skirt).