Here is are of the songs I sing to my 2 week old son in the hopes of getting him to fall asleep and to stop crying:
- Hello Pooh! to the tune of Simon & Garfunkel's Sounds of Silence
- The Poo from Ipanema to the tune of the great Sinatra/Jobim classic.
- The Diaper Song to the tune of Frank Sinatra's The Coffee Song.
- Stop ***@#@#@##@#@$$!!!!!!?!!!!!*&$$#^$#$!! My hip-hop song so it is tuneless!
- What say you diapers? to the tune of the Australian National Anthem.
- Oh say can you smell? to the tune of the American National Anthem.
- It was just one of those two things you do a lot, to the tune of Just one of those things by Sinatra.
- Anarchy in my diapers to the tune of the Sex Pistols Anarchy in the UK.
- You have got another thing coming (paraphrased) by Judas Priest.
- I shit my pants to the tune of Van Halen's Jamie's Crying!
- Poo! to the tune of Van Halen's Jump!
- Brown Riot to the tune of The Clash's White Riot.
- You have got green poo; you have got brown poo to the tune of New Order's Temptation.
- Another one bites the Dust (paraphrased) by Queen.
- Hans Island forever Canadian
- When the shit hits the fan to the tune of Dean Martin's That's Amore!!
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