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Sunday, November 3, 2013

The Andis Kaulins in China Weekly: October 28 to November 3, 2013

Gratitude:  I have oh so much to be thankful for that I don't know whom to thank and what to thank them for. I will mention that I am extremely grateful that a Muslim Noodle House has opened forty feet from the entrance to our school. I also wish to publicly thank a student named Sonia who bought me lunch there. [Sonia makes me think of a Sinatra song that goes as follows: So you meet someone who set you back on your heels? Goody Goodee!]

Acknowledgement: I should stop making vows to myself because I immediately assume that I have kept my vow. For example, I will say to myself that I will never lose my temper ever again and I will just keep it in check. Reality is that the vow is broken within two weeks or at the first hint of tribulation.

Requests: I ask for your forgiveness.

The AKIC Week in Brief: Another dull week in Akicistan (AKIC-i-stan). Here are the few highlights: Jenny, Tony & I posed for family portraits on Monday but Jenny thought the photos taken were horrible. On Thursday, I agreed to move out of my solitary office at school and back to the room with the rabble that is that other foreign trainers who I don't talk to at all. Saturday, we found our e-bike knocked on its side after having had dinner at the Wanda Plaza. Sunday, I went out with the trainers to help send off a trainer who the school is letting go. After hearing of the death of Lou Reed, I listened to a lot of his music on my Ipod.

About AKIC: If you want to learn what Andis & AKIC are all about, you can visit here.

If there are things about AKIC you don't know about, like places and people I mention in the entries below, you can go here to find out what they are all about.


AKIC Weekly Features:

I in in China!  我很喜欢新疆的菜。我觉得它是很好吃。我觉得很多外国人在中国是不好人。他们很喜欢念经女性。我不可以听的中文。

I am Canadian! I have heard about two fat Canadian guys fighting for their reputations. One is Mike Duffy, a media guy who turned Senator and who is said to claimed too much money from the public tit for travel expenses. The other is the mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford, who is said by the police to have been caught on video smoking crack cocaine. And speaking of fat guys, there was this guy from Ontario who worked at our school for a short time..... The whole time with that person only showed that there is no paradises to be found on earth. Guys like that operated on the assumption that there were.

I am Latvian (sort of)! Andis is a Latvian name. My son Tony has a Latvian middle name: Arnis.

Wuxi Peach Maoists Update: Visit here to find out how if your Peach Maoists (0-7-1) have finally won a match-up.

Politically I am Conservative/Reactionary! The Democrats as well as their leftist brethren in non-American countries are almost beyond redemption. They have nothing intelligent or compelling to say about anything. Unfortunately, Republicans and their ilk in non-American countries are of sort who should know better, but who one would think don't know better when you judge them by their actions and cowardly compromises.

I teach English! So often, I have to explain to the students that they use “too ___” expressions in the wrong way. When you say a thing is too big, you are saying that you want the thing to be smaller. You are not saying that you are impressed by the bigness of the thing when you say “it is too big” -- in that case, you should say it is very big.
I am not a freak! But then why is it that I have clammed up at work? To make an effort to be sane in this world is to appear to be a freak.
I like to Read! Here is what I had been working my way through the past week:
Don Colacho's Aphorisms.  There are 2,988 of them in this book that I compiled for myself.  I try to read at least one aphorism a day.  I cut and paste the better ones -- they are all profound actually -- and I put them in the AKIC Weekly. (See below)
The Niomachean Ethics of Aristotle. Now that I have finished the Catechism, I will read this and then begin to read the Summa. I have cut and pasted a quote below that I very much need to heed.

Ulysses by James Joyce.  I am following along with Frank Delaney as he slowly guides podcast listeners through Joyce's hard-to-read novel.  Delaney figures he will have the whole novel covered in about 22 years.  Delaney completed episode #177 this week and is working his way through the chapter that introduces Leopold Bloom. I am getting ahead of Delaney as far as reading the book.  I will be finished my reading of it, I figure, in a year. I read the novel despite its many blasphemies. It is best to be aware of this stuff because the world is full of it, and the world will always find a way of slapping you in the face with it

The Holy Bible King James Version.  I have decided to change the version of the Bible I am reading. I read a comment on the David Warren website stating that the KJV was heretical. That may be overstating it, but since I was in Genesis anyway in the KJV, I don't see the harm in switching to a more Catholic Bible. I have to admit that sometimes the grammar of the KJV confuses me, particularly the pronoun referencing. I will read either the RSV-C2E (which I got via torrent) or the Douay-Rheims which I got via Project Gutenberg, or maybe both.

Mao Zedong: Man, Not God by Quan Yanchi. A Hagiography given to me by a local.

Quo Vadis by Henrik Sienkiewicz. Finished. One of the first Catholic novels if my source on the Internet is to be believed. It takes place at the time of Nero; and the Apostles Paul and Peter are featured as characters in the novel as well. The Christians are subjected to cruel tortures and death by order of the Emperor.

Civilization: The West and the Rest by Niall Ferguson. I found this book on the Internet after I had read Ferguson's nice little scride against Paul Krugman. In this book, Ferguson compares developments in the West since 1500 with the rest of the world. It is a very libertarian take on history.

Iron Curtain by Anne Applebaum. What struck me about Applebaum's account of the early years of the Iron Curtain was reading about the efforts of the Soviets and their puppets to crush any kind of independent civil society outside the Communist party. They did it very quickly. Today in the West, there are many examples of this kind of crushing happening, though at a slower pace. In Canada they subsidize favoured organizations; and in America, there is Obamacare which threatens the freedoms of Catholic organizations. Here in China, however, despite the consumer freedom, the government frowns on any other independent organizations. In Wuxi, I see the Chinese going to shopping temples because they don't have much to do otherwise. If an activity is not arranged by their company or the government, they are probably not allowed to do it. The party needs to have its hand in everything just like in the West now, any independent organization trying to do some good has to register with the government.

I like to take photos
I publish them in the following blogs:  AKIC wordpress , TKIC blogspot, TKIC wordpress, Views of China from Casa Kaulins Blogspot and Views of China from Casa Kaulins Wordpress. It is my habit to take a least one photo of Tony a day and publish it in TKIC wordpress. I also try to capture interesting things that pass by the Casa Kaulins apartment, either on video on still image, and publish them in Views of China from Casa Kaulins.

I like to make videos

I like to cut, paste, and sometimes give my take on quotations:
Nicolas Gomez Davilla

422 To be Christians is to find ourselves before one from whom we cannot hide, before whom it is impossible to disguise ourselves. [Those who feel no need to accept their guilt should be ashamed of themselves.]

It is to assume the burden of the truth, no matter whom it injures.
[How do I deal with the truth of my situation. I keep my mouth shut.]

423 Man is more capable of heroic acts than of decent gestures.
[I take gestures in this aphorism to mean everyday common actions. People have a need to do things on the big stage and forget that they live in the commonplace, thus taking everything and everybody in their lives for granted. It would be a much better world if men were content with decent gestures.]

424 Modern man calls his ambition a duty. [Nothing is more annoying that people get high and holy about their business and even their interests. They feel entitled to put a chip on their shoulder and be rude and self-righteous to everybody because of their business.]

425 The preaching of progressives has so corrupted us that nobody believes that he is what he is, but only what he did not succeed in being. [So true. This corruption has ruined my life.]

427 The first step of wisdom is to admit, with good humour, that our ideas have no reason to interest anybody. [If I was wise, I would quit blogging.]

429 In the dismal and suffocating building of the world, the cloister is the space open to the sun and to the air. [Try as I might to cloister myself, the world still suffocates me.]

444 To make a catastrophe inevitable, there is nothing more effective than to call an assembly to propose reforms to avert it. [Cynical but true. I recall reading of the grand peace conferences that were held in Europe in the 1930s. Medals commemorating the events were minted.]

446 In this century of nomadic crowds profaning every illustrious place, the only homage a respectful pilgrim can render a venerable shrine is not to visit it. [In this day and age, there are businesses catering to these nomadic crowds so they can go on package tours. They profane the idea of travelling.]

455 To mature consists not in renouncing our desires, but in admitting that the world is not obliged to fulfill them. [Intellectually I am aware of this. I admit this. And I will confess that I spent a great deal of my life operating under the immature desires that Gomez Davilla talks of in the aphorism. However, I am not free of the physical immature desire and my mood is sour accordingly because of this inability to surgically remove the desire.]

456 To be intelligent in politics, it is enough to go up against a dumber opponent. [There is a reason the Republicans are the stupid party. Bad as Obama is, the Republican leadership are like deers in the headlights.]




David Warren:

...one has only to transfer to the political science department to find people who read Latin, Greek, French, German, Arabic, Hebrew, Syriac; are impressively acquainted with traditions ancient & mediaeval, & often contemptuous of Modern. [I would like to be a fly on the wall in such places. I couldn't take an active part, but they are the sort of people I would make an effort to get to know. What a wasted life I lead because I didn't know of these people earlier. In a way I was a victim of the the times I lived in.]

It is a point of pride, I confess, but I am a slow reader, and more generally a slow learner. A habitual, even willful slow-wittedness, was instilled in me at an early age, by a beloved teacher. Miss Quinn constantly warned her pupils against thinking too fast. A kindly if paradoxical woman, she would actually lay snares to entrap the smart, and took a strangely mischievous delight in the phrase, “The quick and the dead.” [The quick can look like they are winning debates, but winning a debate does not necessarily mean that the debate winner is the one who is closest to the truth. Not having debated much lately, I recall feeling like I was a slow wit in ones that I did have. Sometimes, I wish I could have been given a day or so to think through what someone had said to me. So often, thinking about what was said, I was able to find a flaw in the illogic of what was said to me but unfortunately it was far too late for me to achieve a rhetorical victory.]


Anonymous:
truthfulness, acceptance, patience, justice, reverence, loyalty, disinterestedness, asceticism, courage, kindness, understanding, courtesy, gratitude, unselfishness, recollection, silence, and justice before God

Aristotle. “The Nicomachean Ethics Of Aristotle.” Sulky men are hard to appease and their anger lasts long, because they keep it in. For so soon as we retaliate we are relieved: vengeance makes us cease from our anger, substituting a pleasant for a painful state. But the sulky man, as he does not thus relieve himself, bears the burden of his wrath about with him; for no one even tries to reason him out of it, as he does not show it, and it takes a long time to digest one’s anger within one’s self. Such men are exceedingly troublesome to themselves and their dearest friends. [I must heed all that is written here.

The AKIC List of the Week: AKIC's Top Ten All Time Canadians
  1. Preston Manning (There are two politicos on this list. Preston was the best Prime Minister Canada never had.)
  2. Mordecai Richler (Canada's best novelist ever.)
  3. Marc Steyn (Canada's best political commentator ever.)
  4. David Warren (Canada's best blogger ever.)
  5. Conrad Black (The only person on this list who has been to prison. Passionately hated by Leftists therefore he must have more virtue in his thumbs than they do in their whole over-inflated sense of their compassion.)
  6. Bobby Orr (It wouldn't be a list of top Canadians if it didn't have one hockey player on it.)
  7. Guy Lafleur (It wouldn't be a list of top Canadians if it didn't have one Canadien on it.)
  8. Deborah Gray (If wouldn't be Canadian if I didn't satisfy a quota. Here is the first great Canadian woman to come to mind. She was the first Reform Party MP.
  9. John Candy (He had a great screen personna.)
  10. Stephen Leacock (He is my favourite Old Canadian. He's a great reactionary writer as well as being absolutely hilarious.)

I fashion myself to be a 21st Century Pepys






Saturday, November 2, 2013

The Andis Kaulins in China Diary: October 28 to November 3, 2013

Monday [October 28]
[Home Laptop]
I don't work today. These weeks, I work Tuesday to Saturday.

Tuesday to Friday, I work in the evenings. Saturday, I get to do a day time shift.

Jenny kept my son Tony home from school today. He had a bad cough. Tony didn't mind. He played on the computer all morning.

With Tony at home, I won't be able to do anything in peace.

I managed to publish the latest issue of the AKIC Weekly quite easily this morning. I had been having VPN problems the last month which made the seemingly easy publishing operation torturous. Normally, all I would have to do is copy the Weekly text from its file and paste it to the blog site; but the site wouldn't respond...

I hear fireworks. Someone must have moved into an apartment. These are still many unoccupied and undecorated units at 加州洋房。

This afternoon, we will be going to a portrait studio to pose for photos to mark the occasion of our seventh wedding anniversary (which actually was yesterday). Those photos will eventually make it to my blog. If they turn out right, I may use them on updated blog banners.

Tony hated the fireworks I mentioned two paragraphs ago. He had his ears covered and was crying, and so I had to comfort him.

While Jenny was doing homeschooling with Tony, I was reading on the Ipad. So many books, so little time!

I like to say that I have at least four shelves worth of books on my Ipad.

We went to the portrait studio around 4:00 PM. Jenny left first, taking the e-bike with her. Tony whined about wanting to go by e-bike to the studio but I told him that Jenny had taken the e-bike herself, having gone ahead of us so she could get made up for the photos. This didn't placate him so we ended up taking a motorcycle taxi to the studio.

When I told the driver I wanted to go to Wanda, he asked if I wanted to go to 第一 or 第二. I told him to go to 第二 thinking he meant to go the end of the Plaza that was near the portrait studio. Turned out that to him 第二 meant going to the end of the Plaza that was farthest from the portrait studio. After he explained this to me, I told him I wanted to go to 第一.

For the photo session, I wore my wedding suit, Jenny wore a white dress, and Tony wore a bow-tie, white dress shirt, and knickerbockers supplied by the studio.

Afterward, we walked across the street to the Hui Shan Wanda Plaza. There, I took Tony to the arcade where we played three games on three different machines. At the end of the third game, Tony asked where his Ultraman Egg toy was – it was an “aw shit!” moment. I remember Tony had handed the toy to me when he sat down at the machine that we played our first game at, and I had a vague recollection of having put the toy down. So we ran back to the first machine we had played at and didn't see the toy. We retraced our steps back to where we were when Tony remembered the toy and still couldn’t find it. We asked the arcade staff but they couldn't help us.

It was just then that Jenny phoned telling us to meet her at a restaurant in Wanda where we were to have dinner. Feeling the mobile phone vibrate in my pocket was another “aw shit!” moment. Jenny was not going to be impressed with my having lost a toy of Tony's less than 24 hours after we had bought it, I thought.

At Dinner, Tony whined and cried about losing the toy, while I stewed and Jenny gave me the evil eye.

I was hoping for a miracle when I returned to the arcade, after dinner, to do one last search and enquiry about the missing toy. We didn't find it. I then recalled how only a week before, I had found a 100 rmb note on the floor while I was waiting in line at the 85 bakery. The recollection put everything in perspective. You win some; you lose some. Despite losing the toy, I was still ahead on the deal. And the pain I felt when losing the toy was Cosmic Justice for my feeling of glee at having found the 100 rmb note.

The recollection was a miracle I asked for. I realized that I didn't need to find the toy.

Then, walking home, hand in hand with Tony, was a nice moment. We had some nice moments of banter. Tony's English is better than I think it is – I have to admit that I can't escape a feeling that Tony's English is not as good as it would be if he was living in Canada, and that Chinese is his first language so that the relationship between him and me is not as good as I would like it to be.

When Tony talks to Jenny in Chinese, I need Jenny to translate for me.

I learned of Lou Reed's death on the Drudge Report. Years ago, I listened to the Velvet Underground, bought all their albums, and wore a shirt bearing the banana cover of their first album.

Tuesday [October 29]
[Home Laptop]
After making mention of Lou Reed's passing away yesterday, I found thirteen songs by him and downloaded them onto my Ipod. I may listen to them on my way to work.

Tony goes to on a school field trip to Xihui Park today.

After Tony was picked up, I went to the basement of one of the other buildings to get our e-bike which was recharging. One of my duties as husband at Casa K.

After all these years, I have a queasy feeling in my stomach as I contemplate the prospects of going to work this afternoon.

I put a photo of my near empty Crown Royal bottle on We Chat. Time for a Re Up, I said. Re Up is a term I got from watching the Wire.

Tony pointed out a VW Beetle to me this morning. I taught him about punch buggy. He learned quickly but I had to tell him that there is only one punch in punch buggy.

Thirty views of last week's AKIC weekly and thirty five views of last week's diary.

[School Laptop]
I work 13:00 to 21:00.

A big oh-oh at work.

I took the 25 bus to school and listened to all the Lou Reed music I had on the Ipod. Some of the songs were pretty good but some not so. Singing was not Reed's forte – at time it can be embarrassingly unlyrical.

I went to nearby Xinjiang Restaurant (the fifth time in six days) for my plate of Chao La Mian. I had a student, much to my embarrassment, buy me lunch.

Wednesday [October 30]
[School Laptop]
I work 13:00 to 21:00 today.

I want to have a page (on my word processor program) of diary for today. So pardon if some of what I write seems like filler. The only thing I can say in my defense is that it is filler.

I took the 25 bus to the downtown. I took it instead of the 602支 because there were seats and I wasn't planning on going to McDonald's to have breakfast.

On the bus, I listened to a podcasts from CJOB in Winnipeg. I heard and admired Mike Duffy's defense of himself. He said that he hadn't done nothing wrong and was told by the PMO to pay back the money. Paying back the money said Duffy would have been tantamount to pleading guilty so he wasn't going to do it. There is something to be said for the PMO having too much power. Of course, this tendency to centralize power in the PMO and away from the Cabinet and Parliament started with Trudeau.

On the podcasts, I also heard that the Blue Bombers are 3-13 and the Jets were not playing to their true potential.


Imagined conversation:

Yank: Oh my god! I have to buy health insurance! It is so expensive.

Andis: Can't you still on your parent's health insurance till your are 26?

Yank: Andis! I am 34 years of old!

Andis: Oh!


I should be taking more photos and posting them to my AKIC wordpress blog. But every time I think to do so, nothing screams, to my artistic sensibility, to have its photo taken.

There aren't so many obsolete things to take photos of Wuxi. What is interesting about showing the world that many Chinese are becoming middle class?

David Warren in the comment section of his most recent blog entry (entitled the Three Horsemen) talks about doing things well. Even reading, he says, should be done well. I admit I have a tendency to rush through text and not give it the attention it deserves.


We won't probably ever be going back to Jenny's hometown. Jenny has never forgiven the place for thrusting her aside because she was an extra and unwanted girl. Talking about how both she and I had actually walked to primary school by ourselves when we were in grade one. Jenny reflected how she had to go to school by herself because she was an afterthought to the people who had to take care of her. On cold days, she said, she walked to school in the cheapest of cotton shoes with barely any soles.

And children being what they are, Jenny was teased endlessly by the other children of the village for being the unwanted child.

Jenny at this point in her life is not willing to forgive.

Of course, she has me for a husband, so who can say how much that contributes to her resentments.


You can read in this diary, what I am thinking but not all that I am thinking.


Jenny tells me that yesterday, Tony went to bed at 6:30 PM. He had had such a good time on his school's field trip to Xi Hui Park that he pooped himself out. [He had to wake up when Jenny & I were making love later in the evening however... His first instinct is always to push Dad off.]

I spent the afternoon (when I wasn't in class) working on the GUI for a four team round robin tournament.

Thursday [October 31]
[School Laptop]
I work 10:00 to 21:00 today.

Asocial. That's the word of the morning for me. I suppose it describes me.

I am journalizing about the word because it was made mention of in a podcast that I was listening to this morning as I took the 602支 bus to work. John Stossel did a program about non-government education models including homeschooling. Homeschooling was criticized initially because it was thought that the children would stay at home and become asocial – Stossel's program said that homeschooling did nothing of the kind and the students were better adjusted than those trapped in public schools.

I admit I like the idea of homeschooling because of my antisocial tendencies. I believe that it was going to public schools that made me, a naturally shy person, very asocial.

There are two sides of the socializing coin. We need to interact with society – of that there can be no doubt. But we also need to be away from society too because it does treat those who are different (and aren't of a criminal disposition) rather cruelly. I was made to feel ashamed of who I was. I remember when I was in public school. I remember being poked with the sharp end of a protractor by some girl who decided to be cruel to me on the smallest of pretexts.

Last week, I had a student tell me she felt embarrassed and shame for something she saw on the bus and for which she bore no personal responsibility. The bus was crowded, she was standing, and she saw an older person get on the bus. The older person who clearly was decrepit was made to stand – no one yielded her a seat until a foreigner, from Africa, did. She felt ashamed because the person who did the right thing wasn't Chinese.

I had breakfast at McDonald's.

Walking past the Church near our school, I had a short glimpse of the cross.

The student I taught this morning told me that she will be going to her friend's house in the afternoon to play Mah Jong.

I have spent the afternoon so far working on the GUI for my four team round robin tournament. I am working on recording the team tournament results – that is, their wins, losses, ties, total points for, and total points against. [It is going to be a lot of work!]

It is Halloween today. The school had its Halloween function almost five days ago, so I almost forgot about it.

Friday [November 1]
[School Laptop]
We are now in the part of the year where the names of the months sound wintery.

I work, if you can call it that, from 11:00 to 21:00. [LECTOR: What do you mean “if you can call it that?” ANDIS: I wonder if I do anything productive. I spend most of my time at work working on my hobbies like looking at Chinese flashcards, blah-blah blogging, ticking things off my to-do list, and writing Python programs for personal use.]

In my constant never-ending striving to do things different, I did something different today. AKIC readers, if there are any who read this blog closely, may recall that I mentioned my getting off at a different stop in the downtown when taking the 602支。Well today, I got off at yet another different stop when taking the 602支 in order to get downtown and eventually to the school where, as I said, I work, if you can call it that. This stop was one stop after the stop I had been getting off at in my previous phase of striving to never-endingly do things differently. So instead of getting off near Wall Street English School and the Purple Post Office building (where I catch the 635 bus after work), I got off at a stop that is near the Ace Bar and not too far from the Provence Restaurant (if it is in fact still there – everything constantly changes location in Wuxi these days.)

I have been trying to chat up the students about the Hen Long Plaza and Suning Plazas that recently opened up in downtown Wuxi. The Hen Long, said the students, is full of expensive luxury goods. It is also, said a bright student I had in a class last night, for 土豪. This term 土豪(tuhao, which was used during the Communist revolution phase to describe rich people, is now being used to describe the people who shop at the Hen Long. None of the students in the class admitted to being 土豪。

I will be moving back to the office where all the other foreign trainers in it. So, my days of having my own office at school are over. I could have kept the office but it would have seemed unseemly. I also decided to move back out of pure puckishness. I am going to have to resist the urge to record things I see and hear in the office.


Now time for some Joycean interior monologue where I switch from first person to third person, on a dime, as the expression goes:

[From now on, I will type out the Joycean style monologue in italics]

Right wrist against his chin, Andis looked intently or least he thought he did. I could be posing, for literary posterity, as a sort of person or writer who stares intently at computer screens. I could also be posing for my posterior. Ha ha. Andis saw that his ear-buds were on his too list. What to think about that? Nothing. Nothing. Last night, a student had a Beatles song for a ring-tone. I sang. Hey Jude! Na nah na nah na na nah! Na na nah! Hey Jude! A moment of comic relief in a dull evening. Ten minutes to end of class, the student was tired to make sentences with superlatives. I wrote on her comment sheet that she looked tired. She in turn said that I looked tired. True. Long day. I poop myself out even though I don't do anything. Writing that program had me engrossed...

To be engrossed. How to be engrossed. That is the question. With something interesting you dummy!

Let's see if I can think of enough things to make one typed page of blogging for the day.

Andis pressed return twice. That's cheating! Andis decided to not press return. He looked across the hallway. Girl in her office, looking intently at her computer screen holding her mouse tightly. In the other office, I see someone at the chopper or the slicer. Probably thinks he is toiling away. Thinking is more tiring. I do a lot of that because there isn't anything else to do.

Elsie walks into her office, the one across from my current office. She stands. Will she sit? Is she looking for something? Into that office walks Cici. She sits at her chair. Elsis and Cici talk. 十一号。Number 11. Elsie walks out and turns around to stand at the office entrance to ask Cici a question. Elsie gets her answer. Off she goes!

The gorgeous girl isn't working today. It will get her out of my mind so I can think about proper things.

Andis looked at the corner of his desk and did an inventory. He saw three small bottles of hand disinfectant, two lighters. He hadn't smoked recently. Two sticks of gum. An empty bottle of headache medicine. A plastic file stuffed full of papers and binders. Why keep them? In case the computer memory is destroyed again. His mobile phone. Fashionable before the Iphone. A bottle of eye glass cleaning fluid. One white board marker.

Andis heard a voice. Coming from the office? The classroom? Andis stands to look....

The classroom.

Andis looked at his watch. Do everything you want to do till one o'clock. Then do the stuff you have to do for you work.

Yes.


I didn't have breakfast this morning at McDonald's. Rare readers may know this is not my habit. But short on cash and not willing to annoy Jenny by asking for more, I will have to forgo that luxury.

I told Tony this morning that tomorrow he didn't have any school. I then heard Tony say to his mom. 妈妈!爸爸说的明天我不想去学校!这个真的吗? Translation: Mom! Dad said that I don't have to go to school tomorrow! Is this true?

I now have a GUI, thanks to Python, that will let me run a four team single-game round robin tournament with sorted standings!!!

An English teacher confused a student during a visit by the student to the teacher's dormitory. There was a husband and wife sharing one bed. There was another man and woman with separate beds. The student asked the teacher what she slept in the separate bed. The teacher said we are a couple and the other two are a pair. This confused me and the student. I thought a couple was two things together and a pair was two of the same thing or two matching things. So a husband and a wife made a couple, and two girls, two boys, and two single people made a pair.

I didn't sleep well last night. At 2:00 AM, I was reading my Ipod. I felt tired during when my first class of the day when I had to suppress many yawns.

Saturday [November 2]
[School Laptop]
I work 10:00 to 18:00 today.

I took the 602支 bus to school this morning. I noticed one girl get on the bus who had a striking face. I then saw that she was dressed in a short black dress, black tights, and wore Doc Marten style boots. She happened to get off one stop before me – that be the stop near the purple post office building where I catch the 635 bus in the evening. As I said I got off at the next bus stop. It turned out then after getting off the bus, we crossed paths which got me to thinking that maybe getting off at this new stop was the better choice.

I don't know how to organize myself this morning. I have things to tick off on my to-do list and I feel like I don't have an enough time to do them.... Teaching classes can be so inconvenient for my personal interests....

A foreign teacher and a Chinese study assistant are to be judges at an English speaking contest. The foreign teacher tells the Chinese study assistant to not really do any judging – the young Chinese person doesn't know what she is doing and she doesn't have enough experience, he tells her.

A man on a bicycle who was a collector of empty plastic bottles came up me to as I was walking home last night and asked me some questions. I couldn't understand much of what he said.

No one wants to join a club that would have him as a member.

No one wants to join a club that would openly canvas to have himself as a member.

No one wants to join a club that wants him to join.

You want me to join! I don't want to be part of that club.

I don't like the Victoria's Secret Catalog. I have found that nothing in it is my size.

[Home Laptop]
After school, I took the bus to the Hui Shan Wanda Plaza where I meet Tony & Jenny for dinner.

Jenny told me that she was not very satisfied with the results of Monday's K Family photo session. Only one photo, she said, was any good. I told her that while I didn't think they were great, I didn't they were as awful as she said. She was annoyed that the photo studio people only touched up one of the photos. Tony still had had discoloration on his face from the black eye he had gotten the week before.

After dinner, we went outside to discover that our e-bike had been tipped over on its side. Why it was tipped over we had no idea. But it did look like Jenny had parked it in a place that was blocking off other bikes.

Reading over this diary, looking for solecisms, I see that my entries are dull as dishwater. I have nothing to say!

Sunday [November 3, 2013]
[Home Laptop]
I watched a clip of the Jon Stewart Daily Show last night with Tony at my side. Tony laughed at the clip seeing its Mister Bean qualities. I, on the other hand, was taken back by the shrill juvenileness of Stewart's humour. The clip was funny because the video taken of the ponderous grandstanding politicians showed them at their worst. However, Stewart's running commentary as the clips ran added nothing.

It is easy to see where Stewart stands on the Democrat Republican divide. To a comment made by a Republican politician pointing out the restriction of choice for health coverage that Obamacare represented, Stewart said “How can they say they are for medical plan choice while at same time saying they aren't for reproductive choice! Huhhh!!” Comments are like that are the sort that need a few minutes to be countered. I could say “Oh! You want the choice to be able to murder babies!” but there is a longer line of reasoning that should be employed so that a person who took the time to think through the issue would then never make a comment so glib and stupid as Stewart made.

A local I know in the Hui Shan district told me that his sister-in-law went to Beijing for her honeymoon and that while she and her husband were at Tiananmen Square, they were but ten meters from the occurrence of a terrorist attack. Some guy from Xinjiang, according to the government, decided to use an SUV to crash into things.

I will take the 635 bus to downtown Wuxi this evening. I need to get some intel about the route.

I felt cold riding the e-bike this morning.

In some of the photos taken at the studio, Tony can be seen holding onto to the Ultraman Egg Toy.

Years ago in Winnipeg, I found a camera in a pub. Instead of leaving it with the pub owner, I kept it.

Jenny thinks Tony's English is great; I think Tony's Chinese is great. Jenny thinks Tony's Chinese is crap; I think Tony's English is barely passable.


I will cut off today's diary before noon. I am going out tonight.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

The Andis Kaulins in China Weekly for October 21 to October 27, 2013

Gratitude:  It was my 7th Wedding Anniversary on Sunday and so I have seven years of marriage to a strong willed woman for which to be thankful.

Acknowledgement: I thought I would be a better husband than I turned out to be. No! I am not an adulterer. That isn't the problem. I thought I would be a more take charge and attentive husband. I have instead be passive and a witness to the marriage than a fully pledged participant.

Requests: I will make this request to God. GAR is supposed to be a prayer anyway. I pray that I will have the rest of my life will see me have more opportunities to be a better husband.

The AKIC Week in Brief: It was Jenny and Andis's 7th anniversary this week. That is, the 7th anniversary of getting their wedding license. Andis spent the week looking forward to it. Other than doing this, Andis suffered through long bouts of boredom and ennui.

About AKIC: If you want to learn what Andis & AKIC are all about, you can visit here.

If there are things about AKIC you don't know about, like places and people I mention in the entries below, you can go here to find out what they are all about.


AKIC Weekly Features:

I in in China!  一个星期,我学的中文五六小时。我和jenny结婚了七个年。

I am Canadian! I hadn't heard, till this week, that the lead singer of the Bare Naked Ladies, the seemingly cute huggable Canadian pop band, was arrested in 2011 for possession of cocaine. To try to redeem himself, this singer has become something of a socialist activist. Every time I contemplate going back to Canada, I hear stuff like this. Canada is half free, half moronic.

A chubby reporter turned Senator, Mike Duffy made a big speech in the Canadian Senate. Who knew anything interesting happened in the Canadian senate.

I am Latvian (sort of)! I am reading Anne Applebaum's Iron Curtain. I am one of the sort who was forced by circumstances to dump his ethnicity. But I have never fell tempted, even with my many failures in life, to fall back on it.

Wuxi Peach Maoists Update: Visit here to find out how if your Peach Maoists have finally won a match-up.

Politically I am Conservative/Reactionary! I might as well do a rant about Obama this week. He is a symptom of the modern disease.

I teach English! First, it seems to me, the students have trouble with their fluency. That is, their speed is not up to snuff. If they get over this, they exhibit vocabulary problems and cannot think of the words they need to use. If they then acquire a sufficient vocabulary, their grammar mistakes stand out more to the native English speaker. This is how I reason when it comes to grading students. At our school, we give excellent grades, sometimes, or we tell the students that they passed but they must work on vocabulary or their grammar or their fluency. If they are awful, we may tell them to repeat the class. Seems easy enough in theory but some students don't fit these molds and they have English weaknesses that defy our classification system. I wish I could grade them from A to D. With A being good and D being a bare pass.
I am not a freak! I sometimes wish I was. As it is, I just another plug living a life of quiet desperation.
I think my despondence is that of the one lone lunatic in the asylum who knows he is a lunatic stuck with other lunatics.
And then there is this quote: Only a complete lunatic or a Democrat could believe otherwise. Is there a need to provide context for this quote? Lunatics and Democrats believe in stupid things. I like to insinuate in the blog that I would never stoop to being a Democrat. And yet I have just said I am a lunatic. Am I contradicting myself? (I would love to contradistinction myself actually.) Well, a Democrat is a person blind to his lunacy. I am a loonie stuck among self-described middle-of-the-roaders.


I like to Read! Here is what I had been working my way through the past week:
Don Colacho's Aphorisms.  There are 2,988 of them in this book that I compiled for myself.  I try to read at least one aphorism a day.  I cut and paste the better ones -- they are all profound actually -- and I put them in my weekly blog entry. (See below)
The Niomachean Ethics of Aristotle. Now that I have finished the Catechism, I will read this and then begin to read the Summa.

Ulysses by James Joyce.  I am following along with Frank Delaney as he slowly guides podcast listeners through Joyce's hard-to-read novel.  Delaney figures he will have the whole novel covered in about 22 years.  Delaney completed episode #177 this week and is working his way through the chapter that introduces Leopold Bloom. I am getting ahead of Delaney as far as reading the book.  I will be finished my reading of it, I figure, in a year. I read the novel despite its many blasphemies. It is best to be aware of this stuff because the world is full of it, and the world will always find a way of slapping you in the face with it

The Holy Bible King James Version.   I have finished The General Epistle of Jude and am now reading the Book of Revelations.

Mao Zedong: Man, Not God by Quan Yanchi. A Hagiography given to me by a local.

Quo Vadis by Henrik Sienkiewicz. One of the first Catholic novels if my source on the Internet is to be believed. I put the book on my Ipod, thinking I would read it when I didn't have access to my Ipad, but now I am reading it on my Ipad.

Civilization: The West and the Rest by Niall Ferguson. I found this book on the Internet after I had read Ferguson's nice little scribe against Paul Krugman. In this book, Ferguson compares developments in the West since 1500 with the rest of the world.

Iron Curtain by Anne Applebaum. How did the Iron Curtain come to be? Applebaum discusses this in this history. Suffice to say, anti-communism was no vice.


I like to take photos
I publish them in the following blogs:  AKIC wordpress , TKIC blogspot, TKIC wordpress, Views of China from Casa Kaulins Blogspot and Views of China from Casa Kaulins Wordpress. It is my habit to take a least one photo of Tony a day and publish it in TKIC wordpress. I also try to capture interesting things that pass by the Casa Kaulins apartment, either on video on still image, and publish them in Views of China from Casa Kaulins.

I like to make videos

I like to cut, paste, and sometimes give my take on quotations:

David Warren:
Ms Palin is herself a mass-market politician, & neither genius nor sage. Yet I admired her for common sense, & a refreshing detachment from the cynicism that plagues our political life. She was reasonably honest & straightforward, unlike her rivals. On this ground alone, I thought her worth defending. Had she not been attacked so unworthily, I might myself have dismissed her as a lightweight. But in the context of the U.S. presidential election of 2008, it was worth noting that she had more native smarts, saner attitudes, more impressive personal accomplishments, & rather more executive experience than, say, Barack Obama. The one thing she lacked was the “cool” factor. She was too “authentic,” too salt-of-the-earth, had too much starch & integrity, to survive long in democratic politics. [A honest person will always choose salt-of-the-earth over cool. Anti-Palinism like anti-Semitism like anti-Americanism is a mental and intellectual disorder.]


Nicolas Gomez Davillia:
361 No being deserves our interest for more than an instant, or for less than a lifetime.


362 Progressivist hope does not swell up except in speeches. [This explains why Obama won't ever shut up.]

367 To the masses what matters is not whether they are free, but whether they believe they are free.

Whatever cripples their freedom does not alarm them, unless they are told it should.


368 To appreciate the ancient or the modern is easy; but to appreciate the obsolete is the triumph of authentic taste. [I came to China to see obsolete things.]

383 To reform society through laws is the dream of the incautious citizen and the discrete preamble to every tyranny.

Law is the juridical form of custom or the trampling of liberty.
[The ACA law in the USA.]

388 Modern architecture knows how to erect industrial shacks, but it does not succeed in building either a palace or a temple. [Temples to consumerism are being built in Wuxi.]

This century will leave behind only the tire-tracks of the transports it employed in the service of our most sordid greed.
[In Wuxi, they are building churches, temples, and palaces among all the industrial shacks that are being built. However these buildings are thoroughly modern and can't be said to be successes.]

395 Only the trivial protects us from boredom. [Paradoxical it seems at first glance. And it then quickly strikes one as being true. But read it again and you realize that the trivial and the boring are not the same things as all.]

405 Progress is the scourge God has chosen for us. [And to think that there are people who are proud to label themselves progressives.]

413 The unforeseeable grace of an intelligent smile is enough to blast away the layers of tedium which the days deposit. [I do need to smile more. However, I wonder if I am capable of intelligent smiles.]

420 In today’s political spectrum no party is closer than any other to the truth. There are simply some that are farther away. [Do any politicians have any truth in their sights?]

421 Sad like a biography. [Sad like my blog. Ha.]

The AKIC List of the Week: AKIC's Favourite Podcasts

I have three lists of podcasts for you.

The following are podcasts I listen to religiously:
  • Coffee and Markets. A Conservative podcast full of wise economic and cultural insights.
  • The Three Martini Podcast. Everyday, the hosts for NRO present the listener with three martinis: One good, one bad, and one crazy.
  • Econtalk. A great podcast for those people who like me are Econ majors and are libertarians economically.
  • The China History Podcast. Host Laslzo Montgomery will never ever run out of topics in this highly informative podcast about China.
  • Radio Derb. Despite his defenestration, I listen to this conservative commentator who has a connection with China. Like me, China is his in-law and he can boost to having been an extra in a Bruce Lee movie.
  • Rex Murphy. This is a CBC podcast. Murphy speaks with a Newfoundland accent. But don't let that throw you off. He has intelligent things to say.
  • Frank Delaney's ReJoyce. This podcast is why podcasts were invented. Delaney goes line by line through James Joyce's Ulysses. Pick up the novel and you can follow along at your leisure. An acquired taste that no radio station could ever provide.
  • Townhall.com – Dennis Prager. Prager is another great Conservative commentator fighting the fight against Leftism.

The following are podcast I listen to repeatedly:
  • Saint Anthony Zaccaria's letters
  • Heretics by GK Chesterton
These two podcasts are really inspiring audio books.

The following podcasts I listen to often:
  • Vatican Radio [from Rome]
  • EWTN [from Alabama]
  • Charles Adler [from Winnipeg]
  • Counterpoint [from Australia]
  • Russian Rulers Podcast
  • American Conservative University
  • Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
  • Grammar Girl
  • Uncommon Knowledge
  • The Official Marc Levin Show Replay
  • Great Lives [from the BCC]
  • Popup Chinese [from Beijing]

All of these podcasts are available on Itunes.


I fashion myself to be a 21st Century Pepys