Sometimes I think I am the crazy one. But the other ones are human, part of clown world, and so I can’t say for certain.
“Boy oh boy! My life sucks.” [someone else said this as part of an anecdote. I found it hilarious! The thought of someone saying to himself: “Boy oh Boy! ….”]
Pain in my side. Permanent. Never goes away. Oh well. It sanctifies me.
You’ve been a bad boy. As punishment, you’ll have to marry a supermodel and move to the Bahamas. [In 1709, the King of France told criminals that if they could be free if they married prostitutes and moved to Louisiana.]
A: “Are you having a good day?”
B: “Yes! I am!”
A: “That’ll be 200 RMB!”
Where’s Hu? Who?
Who knows where Hu is?
A: “Are you having a good day?”
B: “I’m having an excellent day!”
A: “Are you sure? It’s 400 for an excellent day. 200 for a good day. Or you can take advantage of this special offer where you can have three good days for 500.”
A: “Pull my finger!”
B: “Okay!”
A: Sends gif of a-bomb explosion.
A: “Did you bring your swim trunks?”
B: “What?”
A: “We’re not just going to look at the Yangtze, we’re going to swim across it. Channel Chairman Mao, as it were. I thought you all were committed to achievement!” [Is “channel” a verb or noun in this passage?]
Phoned my Mom in Canada. Prices have doubled though the official inflation rate is ten percent. [Maybe the official inflation is a daily rate]
Walked past this store called “A Good Idea.” I said to the person I was with that we should create a brand name called “A Bad Idea.” I then wondered what product or products we would sell. After a little discussion, we decided our first product would be men’s lipstick.