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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Dispatches from Akicistan #4

Gratitude:  Thank God for the birth of an infant boy in Bethlehem all those years ago.

Acknowledgement: I am a miserable s.o.b.
Request(s): Peace on Earth and goodwill to all.

What is Akicistan? It isn't a place. It is a state of mind that places cutting-edge state-of-the-art sticks in mud. The word Akicistan is formed from the initials AKIC and the root stan.

If Akicistan was an empire, it would comprise China, Canada, the Red States of the USA, Latvia, and the parts of the world that comprise Modern Christendom as well as ancient Christendom.

Akicistan news in brief: The Kaulins family may go to Hong Kong after the Spring Festival.

Important Akicistan Links:


In Akicistan:

Some of us can speak Chinese!  祝你圣诞快乐!!!

We sometimes pay attention to China. I was listening to an audiobook The Politically Correct Guide to Socialism on my Ipod – I got the recording via torrent. Socialism, said the author Kevin D. Williamson, has this thing for gigantic-ism. That is, Socialists like to construct buildings that are much bigger than economic necessity requires. I see this gigantic-ism taking place in Wuxi where they are erecting at least four more fifty storey skyscrapers.

We are fond of Canada! Andis wishes he was there for Christmas.

We are fond of Latvia! I am sorry to hear that Latvia is having a economic crisis at the moment. I have mixed feelings about it joining the Euro zone.

The Politics are Conservative and Reactionary! Down with Obama! Down with Trudeau! Down with Socialism! Down with Progressivism! Down with Public Sector Unions! Down with the Clintons! Down with Feminism! Down with Gay Marriage! Down with Atheism! Down with Freudian-ism! Down with North Korea! Down with Nancy Pelosi! Down with Hugo Chavez! Down with the Castro brothers of Cuba! Down with the fools who wear Che Guevara t-shirts! Down with the wild card in Major League Baseball! Down with Medicare! Down with Darwinism! Down with Scientism! Down with Liberalism! Down with the NHL giving one point for overtime losses! Down with Micheal Moore! Down with Communism! Down with the cult of the body!

Up with Love! Up with the Pope! Up with Reactionary attitudes! Up with Phil Robertson!

English is taught!
I am studying this old-school English grammar which lists thee and thou as commonly used pronouns. This grammar says that “shall” and “will” are used in future tenses. For mere futurity, this grammar states that will is used all the personal pronouns, except I and we which use “shall.” For determination, command, and promise about the future, “shall” is used for all the personal pronouns except I and we which use “will.” An example sentence to help remember this goes as follows: “I will be drowned, no one shall save me.” I am not determined to drown. I am not commanding myself to drown. I am not promising to drown. I am merely predicting I will drown because no one is to save me.
This use of shall or will is now archaic. But it is useful to know about this.
Citizens aren't freaks! We just average people trying to get through life best we can. And I am stuck in the wrong age.
Reading is the #1 Pastime! Here is what I had been working my way through the past week or so:
Don Colacho's (Nicolas Gomez Davilla) Aphorisms.  There are 2,988 of them in this book that I compiled for myself.  I try to read at least one aphorism a day.  I cut and paste the better ones -- they are all profound actually -- and I put them in the AKIC Weekly. (See below)
The Niomachean Ethics of Aristotle. After this, I will read Aquinas's Summa.

Ulysses by James Joyce.  I am following along with Frank Delaney as he slowly guides podcast listeners through Joyce's hard-to-read novel.  Delaney figures he will have the whole novel covered in about 22 years.  Delaney completed episode #183 this week and is working his way through the chapter that introduces Leopold Bloom. I am getting ahead of Delaney as far as reading the book.  I will be finished my reading of it, I figure, in a year. I read the novel despite its many blasphemies. It is best to be aware of this stuff because the world is full of it, and the world will always find a way of slapping you in the face with it

The Holy Bible (RSV-C2E version, aka the Ignatius Bible, and Douay-Rheims version).  I will read the two versions in conjunction. Last week, I was reading the Book of Genesis.

Reclaiming History:The Assassination of John F. Kennedy by Vincent Bugliosi. This is a long book. I have no plan to read it in its entirety, but I will read most of it. As I have written before, I am a JFK assassination buff.

Spoiled Rotten! The Toxic Cult of Sentimentality by Theodore Dalrymple. Finished. A great book. It confirms a thought that I have had that victim-hood is coin in this day and age. I suppose Dalrymple has a lot of opponents who say he is mean, heartless, a curmudgeon, overly-negative, and prone to exaggeration. They are wrong. I see evidence of muddle-headed sentimentality in the few foreigners I meet.

Canada under British Rule 1760-1900 by Sir John George Bourinot. I feel a need to bone up on Canadian history.

The Rise of Modern China by Immanuel CY Hsu. David Warren recommended this history of China which pegs Modern China beginning with the fall of the Ming Dynasty.


Memorable quotes are presented and discussed!
Nicholas Gomez Davilla:
627 The majority of men have no right to give their opinion, but to listen. [It doesn't matter what I think. But it does matter to me if I am thinking the truth.]
629 Triviality never lies in what is felt, but in what is said. [There is a reason that I can verbalize the best moments of my life.]
632 Men disagree less because they think differently than because they do not think. [Many things that we disagree about aren't really worth the time to argue about if we really thought about them. What argue if people are racist if there isn't a chance in hell that any of them aren't going to bring back slavery or try to perpetuate the Holocaust.]
634 The goals of all ambition are vain and their exercise harmful. [Beautiful women, expensive cars, good nights at the bar. All bullshit.]
635 A man is wise if he has no ambition for anything but lives as if he had an ambition for everything. [Live each moment of life to the fullest.]
638 The future tense is the imbecile's favourite tense. [I had a student tell me that they didn't want to go to back to the past for a visit and there wasn't a time in the past that they would have liked to have lived. They said they wanted to go to the future. This was in a class where the topic was history.]
639 Modern artists are so ambitious to differ from one another that that very same ambition groups them together into a single species. [Bohemians, those ultimate individualists, move in flocks.]
640 As poor and needy as it may be, every life has moments worthy of eternity.
646 There is no stupid idea which modern man is not capable of believing, as long as he avoids believing in Christ. [What are some of the stupid ideas that Positivists have had? Socialism, Communism, Hedonism, Fascism, Public Sector Unions, Barack Obama is the Messiah....]
650 In no previous age did the arts and letters enjoy greater popularity than in ours. Arts and letters have invaded the school, the press, and the almanacs. No other age, however, has produced such ugly objects, nor dreamed such coarse dreams, nor adopted such sordid ideas. It is said that the public is better educated. But one does not notice.[One reason to watch older movies is that they are better looking.]

David Warren:
The old lady [an illiterate woman in Asia] had remembered, it seemed, every word I’d spoken, or rather tried to speak, on my last visit — so precisely that she could now do an elaborate parody. The sun shone when I heard what sounded like my own voice, played back as if on a tape-recorder. She had my number. I did not have hers. Her mind, uncluttered by the impedimenta of literacy, had taken everything in.

Teacher unions, in anything like their contemporary form, only become possible once the vocation of a teacher has been abandoned. That vocation actually required personal poverty, and simplicity of life: of being, oneself, a scholar. In that sense the unions are symptoms, not causes. [Real teachers don't go to pubs.]

By preaching moral responsibility instead, we could save about 3/4 of public spending, & at least 1/2 of the rest.


Theodore Dalrymple:
  • Not very long before the publication of Ariel [A book of poems of Sylvia Plath], at least in historical terms, self-pity was regarded as a vice, even a disgusting one, that precluded sympathy, though of course a permanent human temptation. [I am sorry for the mistakes I have made. I have come to the point of view that I have no one to blame but myself for my modest circumstances.]
  • …activism is responsible also for a lot of the evil in the world as well as the good, so that activism is not in itself a good thing. The idea that activism is intrinsically good, and therefore excuses a lot, is itself a deeply sentimental one…

Lists are made:
The Reasons I Became an English Teacher and the Reasons I am Still an English Teacher.
  • My wife is Chinese.
  • My prospects in Canada are bleak.
  • Canada is still much too much of a Leftist country.
  • My job in Canada was boring. I was surviving, had a car, but no family or social life.
  • I have a son.
  • Canada is cold.
  • Chinese students are well behaved.
  • China is a traffic accident in slow motion. I can't help but have a morbid fascination about it.
  • I am too old to start in another profession.
  • I am no longer physically capable of doing my previous job.
  • I have a scholarly desire.
  • I like books. I don't like cars.
  • Teaching is a vocation and I can't become a Priest, although there are times that I wished I did.
  • There is nothing else I can or could do in China.
  • Wuxi has good public transportation.


Thoughts are thought


  • Above all else, a person should stay away from self-pity.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

The Andis Kaulins in China Weekly for September 23 to September 29, 2013

Gratitude:  I am thankful for silence whenever I can find it.

Acknowledgement: I am a sinner.

Requests: I would like everyone to talk less and think more.

The AKIC Week in Brief: The week of September 23rd to 29th was spent anticipating my stretch of five days off from the 29th to the 3rd which I have because of the Chinese National Day holiday. The week as well saw the weather get cooler and Tony have to go to school everyday including Saturday and Sunday.

About AKIC: If you want to learn what Andis & AKIC are all about, you can visit here.

If there are things about AKIC you don't know about, like places and people I mention in the entries below, you can go here to find out what they are all about.


AKIC Weekly Features:

I in in China!  十月一号 是 中华人民共和国的天。我觉得十一月不是中国的生日。我喜欢中国。 我不喜欢中华人民共和国。

I am Canadian! July 1st is Canada's National Day. On that day, John A. McDonald stood in front of the parliament in Ottawa and declared the establishment of the Dominion of Canada. Well.... Not exactly.

I am Latvian (sort of)! My full name is Andis Edmunds Kaulins. Notice how all the words in my full name end with “s.” That's the way it is with many Latvian male names. My father's name is Arnis. My brother's name is Ronalds. Female names end with “a.” My mother's name is Aina. My sister's name is Benita. I have a male cousin named Gunars. Some of my female relative names include Lolita, Gundega, Zinta, and Dzridra.

Wuxi Peach Maoists Update: Visit here to find out how Your Peach Maoists did in week three.

Politically I am Conservative/Reactionary! I wish there were more Republicans like Ted Cruz and less like John McCain. It is nice to see some Republicans take a stand instead of bend over to the Lib-Dems for a change

I teach English! I wish the students would more more imagination. I have so many conversations with them where I have to provide all the ideas for discussion. I sometimes feel the best way to talk to them is by offering them multiple choice questions and asking what thought they agree with.
I am not a freak! I am just stuck with a bunch of them.
I like to Read! Here is what I had been working my way through the past week:
Don Colacho's Aphorisms.  There are 2,988 of them in this book that I compiled for myself.  I read ten aphorisms at a time.  I cut and paste the better ones -- they are all profound actually -- and I put them in my weekly blog entry. (See below)
Ulysses by James Joyce.  I am following along with Frank Delaney as he slowly guides podcast listeners through Joyce's hard-to-read novel.  Delaney figures he will have the whole novel covered in about 22 years.  Delaney completed episode #172 this week and is working his way through the chapter that introduces Leopold Bloom. I am getting ahead of Delaney as far as reading the book.  I will be finished my reading of it, I figure, in a year. I read the novel despite its many blasphemies. It is best to be aware of this stuff because the world is full of it, and the world will always find a way of slapping you in the face with it

The Holy Bible King James Version.   This past week, I have finished reading the Second General Epistle of Peter and was working my way through the First Epistle General of John.

Columns by Father Schall. I have been able to take all his archived writings and place them on the Dotdotdot app.

The Catechism of the Catholic Church. Like Father Schall's writings, I have been able to place its contents on the Dotdotdot app.

The Limits of Pure Democracy by WH Mallock. Finished on the 23rd. Oligarchy is man's natural state. Attempts to have it otherwise are illogical. I recall people saying that Socialism and Communism were great ideas that didn't work in practice. After reading Mallock, I see that that was a lot of hokum. Mallock writing in 1916 was already pointing the illogic of Socialist and Communists.

The Search for Modern China by Jonathan Spence. A good book, but certainly not an authoritative book about China. One gets the impression that China is so big that it is hard for an historian to write a clearly focused book about it. And it is also hard to write about Modern China accurately with the Communists in power. People who can come to China are sacrificing some integrity in order to keep their visas.

Mao Zedong: Man, Not God by Quan Yanchi. A Hagiography given to me by a local.


I like to take photos

I like to make videos

I like to cut and paste quotations:
From Don Colacho:
249 Not reject, but prefer. [I prefer not to be in the company of those I reject and of those who reject me. (This makes Andis a lonely boy) I don't think that is what Colacho means in 249. I think he really means that we should take a positive approach to life.]
253 Two hundred years ago it was permissible to trust in the future without being totally stupid.
But today, who can believe in the current prophecies, since we are yesterday’s splendid future?
257 Industrial society is condemned to forced perpetual progress.
258 When they define property as a social function, confiscation is near; when they define work a social function, slavery is on the way. [The word “social” negates any word its modifies. Thus social work is non-work and social justice is really non-justice. So if property and work become thought of as non-functions, there will be moves afoot to get rid of them and replace them with slavery.]
259 True glory is the resonance of a name in the memory of imbeciles. [Most of the people who have heard of Shakespeare and Beethoven don't know what it is that they actually did.]
262 Those who proclaim themselves avant-garde artists usually belong to yesterday’s vanguard.
263 When only boorish solutions confront each other, it is difficult to express an opinion with subtlety. Rudeness is this century’s passport. [Victim-hood in many western societies can be coin because it enables you to have a passport, or license, to be rude.]
264 The arts flourish in societies that view them with indifference, and perish when the devout reverence of fools encourage them.
265 There are two kinds of men: those who believe in original sin and idiots. [On one score, I am not an idiot.]
268 Sociological categories authorize us to move about in society without paying attention to each man’s irreplaceable individuality. Sociology is the ideology of our indifference toward our neighbor. [I have to battle the temptation to talk about the Chinese like I am a sociologist. I hear and overhear many foreigners who have completely given into the urge. It seems they all want to be like journalists who are most superficial and navel-gazing people you are ever likely to meet.]
270 What still protects man in our time is his natural incoherence. That is to say: his spontaneous horror before consequences implicit in principles he admires. [This quotation could be used against both advocates of abortion and advocates of gun rights. But more people are killed by abortion than by guns....]

From the First Epistle General of John:
2:9 He that saith he is in the light, and hateth his brother, is in darkness until even now.
3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you. [And don't believe it when it says its like you.]

From David Warren:
Not statistics, but proportions, have long intrigued me. The proportion one-in-seven corresponds, I would guess from the extent of my inquiries, to the number of Christians who opted for some version of the monastic life in the High Middle Ages, when it was generally available & a visible alternative to the more worldly familial calling. Then, too, there may have been a disproportion of geriatrics, & the dirt poor in need of some wardship, but the monasteries also attracted many of the young & hip. It is a little-known fact, at least to our contemporary world — one might almost call it a scandal to the worldly — that many actually prefer the celibate, eremitical life, & would choose it if they could. [If only the monastic call had been available to me when I was younger...]

I fashion myself to be a 21st Century Pepys





Sunday, September 22, 2013

The Andis Kaulins in China Weekly: September 16, to September 22, 2013

Gratitude:  Thank God for holidays!

Acknowledgement: I don't think I am good for much of anything.

Requests: Email me at andiskaulins@qq.com.

The AKIC Week in Brief: It was a week of incidents such as running into people. Some people just happened know me from before. Some knew me from my blog or from bus television. It was also a week of being in holiday mood as I took Thursday off for the Mid-Autumn Festival and began to look forward to a five day stretch of days off for the Chinese National Day holiday. There was a change in my routine, as I took a different bus route to work.

About AKIC: If you want to learn what Andis & AKIC are all about, you can visit here.

If there are things about AKIC you don't know about, like places and people I mention in the entries below, you can go here to find out what they are all about.


AKIC Weekly Features:

I in in China!  我祝你们中秋节!
祝你国庆节?我不知道!

I am Canadian! 我是加拿大人!I hear it was cold in Brandon, Manitoba; and the water in Winnipeg was brown. From the Wuxi Water Crisis to the Winnipeg Water Crisis! Ha!

I am Latvian (sort of)! I can barely speak ten words of Latvian.

Wuxi Peach Maoists Update: Visit here to find out how Your Peach Maoists did in week two.

Politically I am Conservative/Reactionary! In certain contexts, I wouldn't want to be a conservative. For example, being conservative now in China means wanting to keep the Chicoms in power. I am not for that. I would love to see China become a constitutional monarchy. I prefer calling myself a reactionary because I believe human nature never changes and humans never progress toward anything in their earthly existence. I believe in the Nicene Creed and that the only poverty that can be fought in our live is a spiritual poverty.

I teach English! If only the students would prepare before they came to class, I could actually teach them something.
I am not a freak! I just like to act like I am one! Mind you, it isn't easy to be a freak in this day and age. Non-conformity is really conformity these days and true eccentricity is not tolerated.
I like to Read! Here is what I had been working my way through the past week:
Don Colacho's Aphorisms.  There are 2,988 of them in this book that I compiled for myself.  I read ten aphorisms at a time.  I cut and paste the better ones -- they are all profound actually -- and I put them in my weekly blog entry. (See below)
Ulysses by James Joyce.  I am following along with Frank Delaney as he slowly guides podcast listeners through Joyce's hard-to-read novel.  Delaney figures he will have the whole novel covered in about 22 years.  Delaney completed episode #171 this week and is working his way through the chapter that introduces Leopold Bloom. I am getting ahead of Delaney as far as reading the book.  I will be finished my reading of it, I figure, in a year. I read the novel despite its many blasphemies. It is best to be aware of this stuff because the world is full of it, and the world will always find a way of slapping you in the face with it

The Holy Bible King James Version.   I am reading a chapter, or more, a day of the greatest book of all-time. I have finished the the General Epistle of James and the First Epistle General of Peter, and am now reading the Second.

Columns by Father Schall. I have been able to take all his archived writings and place them on the Dotdotdot app.

The Catechism of the Catholic Church. Like Father Schall's writings, I have been able to place its contents on the Dotdotdot app.

The Limits of Pure Democracy by WH Mallock. Oligarchy is man's natural state. Attempts to have it otherwise are illogical.

The Search for Modern China by Jonathan Spence. A good book, but certainly not an authoritative book about China. One gets the impression that China is so big that it is hard for an historian to write a clearly focused book about it.

Mao Zedong: Man, Not God by Quan Yanchi. A Hagiography given to me by a local.


I like to take photos

I like to make videos

I like to cut and paste quotations:
200 We should not conclude that everything is permitted, if God does not exist, but that nothing matters.
202 Do they preach the truths in which they believe, or the truths in which they believe they ought to believe? [Good Question!]
210 The individual today rebels against immutable human nature so that he might refrain from amending his own correctable nature.
217 Societal salvation is near when each person admits that he can save only himself. Society is saved when its supposed saviors despair. [A despairing Obama is a good thing indeed.]
218 When today they tell us that someone lacks personality, we know they are speaking of a simple, trustworthy, upright being. [I have taken the expression to mean they find the person boring. But then boring, trustworthy and upright beings don't stand a chance in this day and age.]
228 The intelligent man's unjust judgements tend to be truths wrapped up in a bad mood.
229 The people have never been feted except at the expense of another social class.
230 Modern man already knows that political solutions are ludicrous and suspects that economic solutions are too. [It is certainly true to say that politics and economics don't mix like oil and water. Oil and water are useful things however. Is it better to say the politics and economics are like jealousy and materialism because both don't solve man's real problems?]
240 I envy those who do not feel that they own only their stupidities. [These people are saintly.]

WH Mallock:
It is, however, one thing for a man to accept a principle as such, and quite another to be satisfied with its particular application to himself. [That is the test of anyone who is conservative or reactionary. They would have to accept a lower position in life if that is what their talents consign themselves to. However, I suspect many are conservative because of a need to feel superior to socialists.]

David Warren:
The apes are specialized, each species for its niche; men, to the contrary, were generalists from our beginning. It is to be regretted that the modern university is, for the most part, graduating apes, not men.

A hideous, ape-like, destructive force has been at large in our world for generations, & through the hierarchy of our Church for at least the last two.

Literalism, reductionism, point-scoring, prioritizing, are marks of the poorly educated mind. [Thinking of point-scoring. I think how lefties always like to bring up the unfortunate hunting accident of U.S. Vice-President Dick Cheney. Contrariwise, I think of how those on the right like to bring up the many verbal gaffes of President Obama and Vice-President Biden – this is done in response to the lefties trying to score points of George W. Bush's gaffes. Thinking of Literalism, I have run into a few ignorant Ape-like Wuxi Expats (most Wuxi Expats are Apes to be honest) who love to engage in this activity of taking something someone said too literally. I remember a few times having something I said, just for the sake of making conversation, taken literally and used to mock me for being trite. Thank God, I don't associate with these people. When I think of prioritizing, I think of the idea of being cool (Cool people are too cool to do common things); I think of the man who is all business all the time; I think of the man who even makes his leisure time a serious business; and I think of the people who compartmentalize. The latter remind me of SS concentration camp commanders who would go home to their wife and children after a hard day of work.]

Theodore Dalrymple:
My philosopher companion said that I should take pleasure in the good buildings of the square and disregard the bad for, after all, the good buildings were as good as they ever had been.

But, I said, the square was not just a lot of individual buildings, it was a Gestalt, more than the sum of its parts. The one atrocity destroyed it all.

The philosopher at first denied this, so I thought of an analogy. Suppose you are in a restaurant and your meal is delicious. Suddenly the diner at the next table vomits copiously. Do you continue to eat with the same delectation as before, just because the food on your plate remains unchanged?
[It is so hard to find a Gestalt in Wuxi that is beautiful. At best, Wuxi is a diner where the food at one table is delicious, and there is copious vomiting at every other table. For example, I have seen five star hotels located next to lots of rubble in China.]