Wordle 583: My First Deuce of 2023

 

Bruce Lee and Me!

 

Cigarette?

 An endearing Spring Festival tradition.

CNY Eve Dinner

 

My Wife’s Birthday

 My wife celebrates her lunar calendar birthday which is always the last day of the lunar year, New Year’s Eve you could say.  You could also say it’s the Eve of the biggest day of the Chinese year.

I celebrate my birthday on the Gregorian calendar which is December 24th, Christmas Eve. You could also say it’s the biggest day of the Western year.

What does it say?

 It says “Welcome to Hui Shan.”

It is cut off because it never occurred to the landscapers that the English words were obscured,

I Should Have Taken a Photo

 I was in a mall with my son Tony.  We were shopping for drinks and snacks.

Having bought some drinks at a basement grocery, we were ascending an escalator when Tony spotted something.  “Look at the back of that woman’s jacket!” he said.  “It says ‘butthole’!” My eyesight declining, it took me a few seconds to see it.  

I wonder where the woman bought it. 

I wonder what the manufacturer was thinking,

Don’t Forget!

 

And when you remind me, don’t forget to tell me that I told you to remind me, otherwise, I’ll be wondering how you knew it was my wife’s birthday when I didn’t.

新年快乐！ 恭喜发财！