Trudeau Separation a Distraction?

 Trudeau, the Canadian tyrant, is getting divorced.

It seems that the final straw was his wife throwing something at him and bruising his forehead.

Or was it?  Perhaps it was Justin that killed Obama’s chef and this separation talk is all a distraction because Justin got the bruise when whacked in the head with a paddle.

Wildly implausible I know. But what the hay.  Nothing is on the up and up these days.