Taking photos of my wife

It’s scary for me to take photos of my wife.  She always says I make her look fat.  I tell her I don’t think so — I honestly don’t — but she doesn’t care:  she looks fat.

I say this because the photos below of me in a suit are of me in my wedding suit.  When she looked at the photos, she could only lament that she couldn’t fit into her wedding dress.

Now, I’m scared to have photos of me taken.