Thoughts about Sasquatch

I watched this documentary about Sasquatch.  It was entitled A Flash of Beauty — Bigfoot Revealed.  Why watch did I watch it?  Because I wish Sasquatch existed.  The thing is of course, that it becomes harder to believe in its existence, as it is hard to believe that all these people with phone cameras cannot replicate that 1967 Bluff Creek film.  Be that as it may, all the people interviewed in the documentary talked about Bigfoot like it was as true as the nose on your face.  They just have to endure the scoffers, they say.

Because of the scoffers, the film says that many people who see a Bigfoot, don’t want to talk about it with anyone for fear of being thought crazy.

If this is true, there could be advantages to be had from dressing like Bigfoot.  You could go to a shop and take something without paying.  The clerk won’t want to tell anyone she saw a Bigfoot.  You could throw a bottle at a window.  No one will want to tell police they saw a Bigfoot being rowdy.  You could stare at a pretty girl all day.  She dare not tell anyone a Bigfoot was ogling her.  If you don’t want anyone to know you’re an alcoholic, wear a Bigfoot suit.  No one at work will tell your supervisor they saw a Bigfoot drinking on the floor.  Don’t want anyone to know you don’t believe in the current thing?  Wear a Bigfoot suit and flout the current conventions.  No snitch is going to tell the authorities that they saw an unmasked, unvaccinated Bigfoot contributing to Climate Change and misgendering people….

Anyway, just a thought.  If anyone wants to try this, I would love to hear your experiences.  Email me at andiskaulins@protonmail.com or andiskaulins@hotmail.com or DM me at @wuxiandis on Twitter.