I Should Have Taken a Photo

 I was in a mall with my son Tony.  We were shopping for drinks and snacks.

Having bought some drinks at a basement grocery, we were ascending an escalator when Tony spotted something.  “Look at the back of that woman’s jacket!” he said.  “It says ‘butthole’!” My eyesight declining, it took me a few seconds to see it.  

I wonder where the woman bought it. 

I wonder what the manufacturer was thinking,