How I Am Keeping Myself Occupied this Lockdown

How I'm occupying myself this lockdown:

• Wordle

• Using Duolingo to study Chinese, French & Spanish

• Housework

• Reading Religion, Poetry & About Mind Control

• Job Hunting

• Pacing

• Making videos for WeChat

• Making videos for Instagram 

• Posting videos on YouTube 

• Wondering about a career change

• Trying to get my view numbers up

• Napping

• Blogging

• Checking my stats (I'm getting hundreds of views on WeChat)

• Fretting

• Collecting Memes

• Trolling

• Cooking

• Making tea

• Feeling like a Schmuck

• Wondering what to do about resentments

• Abstaining from posting silly things on WeChat Moments

• Doing crosswords on an app

• Listening to podcasts

• Evading hard decisions 

• Watching Seinfeld Season Eight

• Watching late 1950s Westerns

• Downloading torrents

• Making GIFs

• Collecting GIFs for WeChat

• Strolling

• Wondering why the kindergarten hasn't said much to me.

• Praying the Rosary.

• Saying Hail Marys

• Shaving

• Playing with the Lingxi Health Code App

• Lining Up for NAT Tests

• Wondering whether it is time to do a NAT test

• Reporting that I've done a NAT test to my school

• Hugging my son

• Wondering if I should go shopping

• Being thankful that I am not in Shanghai

• Not being worried about the Virus

• Doing push-ups

• Swinging the baseball bat

• Pretending to be a 1970s NFL QB with the mini American football I have 

• Cocking and pressing the trigger on this cool gun toy we have in the apartment

• Contemplating how much I'm going to hate moving from our 19th floor apartment 

• Waking up my lazy son

• Collecting NAT test vouchers

• Taking out the trash