A Conversation about May Day

Me:  Are you going to celebrate May Day?

Other Person:  No.  I don't celebrate commie holidays.

Me:  Does that mean you won't celebrate Canada Day?

Other Person:  Canada Day is not a  commie holiday.

Me:  Are you sure?  These days, it seems that Canada is a commie country.

I should have said:  Dominion Day, which what the July 1 Canadian holiday was originally called, certainly was not a commie holiday.  It's replacement by Canada Day certainly was commie inspired.