Thoughts

• Life gives you oranges. It's up to you to peel them.

• No one makes their life longer by being bored. It only seems like it.

• You have to toast bread before it becomes toast.

• Some people look at a revolution and see nothing but senseless death and violence. Others see it as the setup for a delicious egg dish.

• I say you can't have a revolution without fluffy pancakes and freshly squeezed orange juice.

• There are more people dead today than there were yesterday. Some would want to blame Trump for this.

• Many of the people who were somebodies sometime ago are dead nobodies now.

• Just think: a hundred years ago, today was thought of as the wondrous future.

• Make funerals funky. Call them funkerals.

• So much for the dream of human extinction. For it looks as if not as many people will die of the Wuhan Virus as the Democrats hoped.

• We make a better future by creating great memories today.

• The three stages of funky: 1) Funky Birth 2) Funky Life 3) Funky Death