What's happening in the Wuxi China Expatdom?

• Niels Bohr got married.
• The WCE Contingent's arrival at Wuxi China Freeport was interrupted by the Kraken.
• Wuxi China Expat Prime Minister Mango sent a shipment of Preparation H to Shanghai.
• Colonel Sanders was inducted into the Wuxi China Expat Hall of Fame.