AKIC's 2011 predictions that you can take to the bank

• The Toronto Maple Leafs and the Ottawa Senators won't win the Stanley Cup. (Don't let anyone tell you I am a complete pessimist).
• Gorzo the Mighty will be the best monarch Wuxi, China Expats have ever had.
• I will wear gray underwear.
• The Toronto Blue Jays won't win the World Series.
• Sarah Palin won't be elected President or even receive the nomination of the Republican Party, even though the Dems want to give it to her.
• Obama will be said to have lost his mojo, and then regained it, and then lost it, and then regained it, and then....
• The North Koreans will do something outlandish.  President Obama will stop the Sorks from invading.  O will then give the Norks a chocolate bar and tell them to play nice.
• AKIC will write the great novel about teaching English in China.
• The Vancouver Canucks won't win the Stanley Cup (I am not happy about this.)
• The Wuxi Subway won't be completed.
• AKIC will get 300,000 views on his Youtube Channel.
• A few Wuxi Expat will get lice or boils.