Silly Tweets

• Thinking stinky.  Feeling Good.
• Rinky Dinky Doo!
• Thinking Splunky. Feeling Funky.
• Shepards really get my goat.
• Thinking of holding a Naturist informational meeting at the Sheraton.
• Get the Funk out of my classroom.
• Eating vegtables. Thinking of Meat. 
• Aardvark Ski Doo!
• Amscray!
• Anything you can do, I can do naked. 
• I can do naked things better than you.
• Thinking nonsense; being ultra-sensible.
• Short but accessible.
• Favorite Philosophers?  Shopping Hauer  and Nit Ski.
• I got a hole in my sock.  What would Shopping Hauer do?
• Being Spunky is better than Funky!
• Guns, Freedom, Jesus!  Palin!  Yeah!
• Favorite Beatles Song?  Holding your hand is what I wanna do!
• Another Good Beatles Song?  Love is all you need.
• Good Orwell Books?  Farm Animal and A Daughter's Clergyman.
• Everyone of you is going to die.  How do you like those apples?
• Boy!  Do you have a lot of nervousness!
• Has anyone seen my other green sock?
• Lost my shoes at the Supermarket in the meat section.
• Forgot to wear underwear and bring my phone!
• Lost my shirt while teaching.  I don't know how it went missing.
• I was only five minutes late!  (I would never say that!)