Incredible and Astounding News from Wuxi, China!

Tell the President!

 

Inform her majesty, the Queen of England (and of Canada too!)!

 

Tony can pee by himself without his parents assistance!

 

Tonight, he walked into the bathroom, lifted the toilet seat, pulled down his pants and underwear, leaned against and over the rim of the bowl, and directed a shaft of green harmlessly into the bowl's center.  He then pulled his pants up and entered the history books.

 

If the Queen doesn't reward him with a medal or a commendation, I'll be a monkey's uncle!