Questions I have

• Is the lint of the West different from the lint of the Orient?  I suppose the lint here has more polyester in it.  Does anyone who travels frequently between China and the West have any opinions?
• Why don't the Chinese know how to chop meat?
• Why does the KoW have such horrible taste in movies?
• What is with people who come 1 minute before an appointment, or just two minutes after?  Are they just fucking stupid?
• If a fat guy tells one lie and a thin guy, at the same time, tells one lie, who is being more truthful?  Does a lower lie to weight ratio make the fat guy more honest?
• Who watches Tennis?  What is wrong with them?
• Obama is such a obvious phony.  How can so many people not see this?
• Women.  Many.  What do they want?  What do they think?
• Why are there only 28 or 29 days in February?
• Why did they give Nobel prizes to Al Gore and Yasser Arafat and Obama?
• Was Bill Clinton a rapist?
• Why do people from Denmark have some ridiculous accents?
• What is with the Germans?
• How does having more torque benefit one?
• Do Chinese cannibals like to eat human feet?
• What is with the French?
• Was is wrong with the whole human race?
• If a fat guy says ten words and a thin guy says ten words, who is more talkative?  Is the thin guy more talkative because he has a higher words per pound ratio?
• Where did I put my book about the Dynasties of China?
• Where did I put my keys?
• Did I turn off the gas on the stove?
• How would _____ react if I kicked him in the _______?
• If eagles could be humans, what famous human would they like to be?
• Does the KoW have my copy of Homage to Catalonia?
• If the Fat guy eats eleven hamburgers and the thin guy eats ten hamburgers, who is more of the glutton?  Could the thin guy be considered more of a glutton because his greed to weight ratio is higher than the fat guy's?
• What is cool guy's favorite colour?
• Iron man, Super man, and Spider man have a Texas Cage Death Match.  Who wins?
• What is thirty three times sixty seven in base eight?
• How do the Chinese manage to park their bikes so close together?
• What should I take photos of today?
• Should I even take photos?
• Why are we here?
• Does God exist?
• Why haven't I ever meet someone who is a Michael Jackson fan?
• Where is a good hiding place?
• How often do people shower?
• Why do some people run reds in heavy traffic?
• Why do I always lose my mojo?
• How can I rid myself of my constant need to be on the Internet?
• If you saw a rhinoceros in your path, what would you do?
• What would anyone want to be a polygamist?
• Do you ever step back from what you doing and ask "why"?  Do you contemplate existence?  Does it all seem sudden strange and distant?  Do you go sometimes to a higher level of consciousness?
• Why do I lose my temper?
• Why in this world, do I keep my temper?