Anything goes!

These is a Cole Porter song for which I wish to change the lyrics, as so:

In olden days, a prize for nothing was looked on as something shocking

Now, heaven knows!  Anything goes!

Since nowadays, anything goes, I will talk about this:

Tony and I shower together

One day last week, Tony thought it was the greatest thing to stand up in the bathtub and lather himself with soap, so Jenny and I thought it was grand time to see if Tony would like to take a shower.  Last night, we gave it a try.  We put Tony in the shower with me to see how he would react.  He didn't seem to mind except the process of washing his hair -- he doesn't care for water in his eyes.