Making history in AKICistan (or Akicistan, you decide)

I have woken up.  What historical thing can I do today?  Can I make a speech telling some people how much I respect them and then request them to be my friend?  I think that has rarely been tried before.

 

The only problem is that the wife has other ideas.

 

Right now, I am about to take my son Tony for a walk.  I will take video of a historical nature.  Photos too!  Because for too long we have dictating to others that what they do in their family life is pedestrian.