The King of Wuxi takes polling into the 21st Century.

The King of Wuxi's chief election strategist, Deloris Morris, has taken polling of the populace into the 21st century, or so she says.   The Clintons, she said, may have done nothing without first consulting a poll, but we are not going to do anything without consulting real in the flesh voters where they live 24 hours a day, seven days a week. That is why, the King of Wuxi for President 2008 campaign will install, free of charge, in every household in the United States a tele screen device.  Where better to monitor real voters' opinions than in the place where they are most honest, in their homes?  The voters will not just look at the president as some disembodied politician or image but as a real caring big brother who is always looking after them and is always open to their thoughts. 

On the his campaign theme of real change, the King of Wuxi announced plans to throw every incumbent politician in prison once he is elected president.  Said the King:  If you really want to change Washington, you are going to have to do some drastic things.  You can't lovey dovey, lets unite it away!  I promise change in Washington.  Every incumbent will be given change to make the one phone call to his lawyer from prison!