The King of Wuxi hires Deloris Morris as his election campaign chief.

The King of Wuxi has announced the appointment of Deloris Morris as head of King of Wuxi for President 2008 election operations.  Morris was the  former campaign strategist for the Soviets before 1989 and more recently for Saddam Hussein in the last election he had before he was toppled by the Americans.  The announcement surprised many who had expected him to announce that yours truly AKIC would be running the campaign. 

In an exclusive interview with AKIC, his majesty cited the results earned by Morris for her former clients as his reason for choosing her.  "You can't argue with 99% vote totals.  Results like that are proof of excellent election campaign management.  I couldn't find one campaign strategist in North America or Europe who had results anyway close to that.  The best ones there seem able to get 60%, a bare pass if you ask me.  With Deloris Morris as my campaign manager I can achieve the unity that my opponents in the election about can only blow hot air about."

Asked why it was that no other election campaign in the West had hired Morris,  his majesty said that election campaign strategists are notoriously jealous and intimidated by the success of others in their line of work.