Canary at School.

What sound does a Canary make?  Does it go heeewakkkk or squaaaaawkkk or Heeewoook Heeewookahhh or Look at me I am a caring compassionate tolerant non-judgmental person??

Not only is my wife a mother, a sister, a lover, a part-time cook, my foe in matter of common sense, the legislature who controls the purse of my earnings, and my English student; she is also my fashion designer  despot.  Today, she has me wearing a yellow shirt, white pants and orange undershorts.  She believes that it makes me look younger.  My shirt is so bright and loud I am blinding people.

So tell me, your majesty, what does you consort make you wear and what color is your regal gitch?